Everything I Like Causes Cancer: March 2011

3/31/2011

New boots!

Posted by Gwen | Labels: Doing my part for the economy, My empire for great shoes

Bring it on, Spring. I'm ready.

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3/01/2011

You look like Eva Braun.

Posted by Gwen | Labels: TV is good for your brain

My friend Peabody came over Sunday afternoon to watch the pre-Oscars red carpet festivities and we began by watching the coverage on E! which was partially hosted by these two clowns. (On the left, Giuliana Rancic; on the right, Kelly Osbourne.)

Trust me when I tell you that the poor quality of the picture does not make them look any worse than they actually did.

Anyway, later in the show - you know, when the real celebrities arrived - Ryan Seacrest interviewed Helena Bonham Carter. The entire time Seacrest was doing his thing on the red carpet, Kelly was in the studio gushing profusely about how much she loves Helena: she loves her; she loves her style; she loves that HBC doesn't care what people think. It was uncomfortable but HBC graciously thanked her and commented, "You've gone blonde."

But what I heard HBC say was, "You look like Eva Braun." We had to rewind to be sure and I can't tell you how disappointed I was to find out I was wrong.

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