- I've had cocktails with the Queen of a Gay Rodeo.
- I've locked myself out of my house, my garage, AND my car a collective six times in 2007. Three of those were in one week's time.
- I know someone who appeared on Martha Stewart's TV show as a guest.
- My house is so freaking clean that cat-allergic people can stay overnight without incident. (This is a direct quote from a close friend.)
- I have one brother, but we could not be more different and are not close.
- I received my undergraduate degree from MacMurray Colllege in Journalism and English with an Art minor.
- I've been to Ireland. I recommend it.
- The country club where I held my wedding reception was spacious enough to host two simultaneous events. While attending my own (formal) reception, I crashed the other reception and got on her video.
- I was born in Carbondale, IL.
- I once dressed as a dominatrix for Halloween. I borrowed the outfit from a friend who worked as an "exotic dancer" and I still didn't win the Sexiest Costume prize.
We're watching you.
Wanna make out?
- Gwen
- One part sarcastic, one part naughty, and all parts awesome. ~ St. Louis, MO ~ You can email me at guenosdias847 at gmail dot com.
I'M A FIRECROTCH!
November 2010 was itchy.
TWTWTB, an award
Thanks, MLS! Be careful you don't papercut your nose with that kick-ass sign.
Official Award of EILCC
Designed by Soda and Candy
Totally made of win.
Thanks, I'm Not Benny!
That ain't no lie.
The award I give myself every Friday.
Cowguy Tippin'
I've been photochopped! Click here to check it out!
An Award From Mike
MONKEY SWORD FIGHT: There is no fucking way you can be cooler than this picture.
Gifties
Thanks, Princess Soda!
Can't Touch This
Because I'm awesome.
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