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Things I've already accomplished this weekend:

1. Dusted the entire house
2. Washed the kitchen floor on my hands and knees
3. Washed the bathroom floor on my hands and knees
4. Swept and Swiffered the whole house
5. Cleaned the top of the fridge
6. Cleaned the bathroom (sink, toilet, tub, mirrors)
7. Made both beds
8. Vacuumed the rugs
9. Vacuumed the furniture
10. Made a veggie pizza
11. Made a batch of sangria
12. Drank half a batch of sangria
13. Hosted a successful Southern Living At Home party (hence the cleaning and sangria)
14. Cleaned up after a successful Southern Living At Home party
15. Did two loads of laundry
16. Had the house appraised
17. Swept the porches
18. Cleaned the kitchen (including the top of the fridge and the fronts of all the other appliances)
19. Cleaned both cat boxes
20. Showered and made myself pretty

I'm pooped. I'm going out for a beer.