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9/18/2008

Anybody looking for cheap humans?

Posted by Gwen |

Cuz I just picked up a handful from an Indian guy - dots, not feathers - in the alley.  He had them in the back of a truck, but it was clean.



Each and every one of them is a good-lookin' specimen and that Zibbs one says he's a doctor.  He did give a thorough well-woman exam.

Given the state of the economy I'm looking to make a quick buck on these guys. Deals can be made.  Leave your bids in the comments.

RECENT ADDITIONAL ACQUISITION:

32 comments:

minijonb said...

i bid two dollars for everyone but Jon - i don't trust anyone with that name.

= : - )

Anonymous said...

I will give 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie.

pistols at dawn said...

I would bid on human beings, but I bet bloggers are crap at manual labor. I certainly am.

-R- said...

Ummm... ok? Remind me not to become your friend.

Gwen said...

-R-: It's a dog eat dog world out there and this gal has a shopping habit to support. At least I redacted identifying information.

words words words said...

Do you want real money or American dollars? That looks like a sketchy bunch.

sid said...

That Jon guy ... what does he do for a living? Does he cook?

Gwen said...

Sid: I don't know if he can make a meal, but I guarantee he can make you laugh.

Gwen said...

wordsx3: At this point I think I can only accept euros. Thanks.

Falwless said...

Who is that Falwless lady? She is smokin' hot.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Apparently, that Falwless chick's last name is Jones. I wonder if she's related to Alyssa Jones, and if so, is she just as sexually amorphous as Miss Alyssa? Will she lock on me a buddy like a goddamn pair of Chinese fingercuffs?

I think I have to go visit Mr. Owl.

Whiskeymarie said...

I am appalled that you are willing to wheel and deal on my price. I'm clean, I've had all of my shots, and I haven't bit anyone in at least a week.

Poobomber said...

Is there any way I can run a tab?

Here are my plans for the following bloggers if I come to posess them:

Zibbs - eat as bacon
Becky - drive my limousine
Whiskeymarie - my own personal interior designer
Jon - my own court jester
Falwless - my accountant

Jon said...

Wow. I can't believe how much Cyber Jon is going for these days! Real Life Jon is worth considerably less.

McGone said...

If we had any motivation at all, you would see one hell of an uprising. But you keep us bogged down with beer and Funyuns, so - meh - I'll be a slave. Why not?

H said...

Do I have to buy the whole human? Can I just salvage for parts I need?

mike said...

It looks like cyber Jon shaved his eyebrow off. I like the gay beard tho.

mike said...

Just kidding, Jon. I know we look alike. (I just stand closer to my razor when I shave)

MelO said...

So how do we know if it is truly Jon or his good looking brother, Mike?

You know, it IS my berfday... won't you give me one as a gift?

Gwen said...

MelO: Honey, you know how much I love you and that I'd generally give you whatever you want, but you're asking me for my best seller. I just can't find my way to doing it.

MelO said...

WhiskeyMarie is your top seller?!

;)

Renaissance Woman said...

I will bid $2 for WhiskeyMarie...she has so many talents, cooking, storying telling, drinking, gardening...such a deal!

Dr Zibbs said...

I'm ashamed I'm not going for more.

Dr Zibbs said...

23 comments? You're popular. Also, forgot to tell you that this post didn't show up in my google reader. I suspected something was up so I just came directly here. Better call Google.

Moe Wanchuk said...

Uhhh....I'm having credit problems...you know...CDO's..CDS's...AIG stock...

I called Hank Paulson to see if he'd bail me out, but he said...
"Moe...Go Blow a Dog!"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

That lat guy is a Sox fan, which means he's poor, white trash, so I don't want him. I like how he covers his mouth, not his eyes, up with his beer. I'm surprised it's not in a can.

Mo said...

Does McGone come with the beer? If so, $3. No, $4. That's as high as I'll go.

P.S. Thanks for helping me muck my way through that nasty feed problem on my blog :)

Suze said...

Oh excellent. I'm needing some new peeps to get my yard work done. Send that Whiskeymarie first would ya? She can cook before she starts the manual labor :)

hello haha narf said...

oh my fuck...i get a little busy which means that i don't show up over here for a few days and next thing i know you are posting my photo to practically give me away!
hrrrmpf.

becky

Winter said...

I'll give you 10 bucks for the lot.

katrocket said...

That Jon is one sexy MoFo - I'll give you four bucks (Canadian) for him.

McGone said...

I like how he covers his mouth, not his eyes, up with his beer.

Yes, I do this weird thing where I drink my beer through my mouth. Very rarely do I drink it through my eyes.

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