I've been really super good this year - I gave to charity and I made lasagnas for people who had babies and one time I even helped an old lady get out of her bondage hood. This being said, I would like a Dictaphone for Christmas. See, I write this silly little blog and over time I've realized I get the most creative post ideas when I'm in the shower and when I'm driving, both situations in which it's hard to write notes. I'm not saying I don't, just that it's difficult.
I'm not tooting my own horn when I tell you that I really whip up some doozies when I can't do anything about it. The posts I dream up while otherwise occupied are clever and thoughtful and use words like efficacy. Problem is, by the time I get somewhere I can write I've either forgotten the idea entirely or the wording simply isn't as magical - and I know how you like magic! I just know I'd be a much better blogger if I could dictate these posts. Oh, and all my great post ideas, too!
On second thought, the only thing those ideas would be good for is a collection of terrible ideas. Hey! See? There's a great idea and I'm neither in the shower nor driving. Imagine what I'd be capable of if I could dictate these ideas as they come to me. My readers might even say it's a present for them, too.
Thanks, man. You're the best!
Yours in McGone,
P.S. I'm assuming you want your usual hot toddy this year. I know how much you like a drink before you have to fly into East St. Louis. Email me if you want something stronger - times have been tough and you may need it.
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