Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

It’s not as if I’ve been updating this site with any regularity of late but I’ve come here today to recommend that you lower your expectations even further this week.

Outside all my regular duties – working, working out, cleaning up after two lazy cats, maintaining a rock star image and just generally living fabulously - I also have a house guest arriving on Wednesday just about the same time I am taking off for Boise, Idaho (Idaho? YOU da ho.) to attend a settlement conference for work.

I get home so late on Thursday that it might as well be Friday and, after working another full day, I have a birthday party to attend Friday night, a wedding to attend on Saturday, and on Sunday The Culture Club is meeting for brunch and then viewing the latest exhibit at the Contemporary Art Museum, “For the blind man in the dark room looking for the black cat that isn’t there.

I’d say something silly like “Please know that I’d rather be blogging”, but we all know that isn’t true. This week may kick my ass before it’s over but it’s going to rock. I hope you all enjoy yours and I’ll see you on the other side of it.

21 comments:

BeckEye said...

Didn't you get the memo that bloggers aren't allowed to have lives outside of the Internetz? You betta fall in line, missy.

Hunter said...

Actually, I da pimp. Just saying.

Sandy said...

It's all an illusion. The only reality is here, in this blogosphere. Everything outside is but a dream. Enjoy your dream! :)

Elliott said...

DAMMIT, yet another reason to go to St. Louis if I didn't have to visit a client when I went...Not that you wouldn't, but I anxiously await your review. Might just have to be a weekend trip - anniversary's coming up.

Cora said...

What BeckEye said. I mean, get your priorities straight, woman! Jeez.

Surge said...

Here's to hoping it goes as slow as possible.

Soda and Candy said...

Gweeeeeeeeeen, come baaaaaaaack!

Soon!

mo.stoneskin said...

But is the black cat that isn't there in another dark room looking for a black mouse that isn't there? And if so, where the bloody hell is the mouse?

Hope this week doesn't damage your rock star image, because that would be a travesty. I would be beyond consoling.

Dr Zibbs said...

You can always tweet more...

Doc said...

"I’ve come here today to recommend that you lower your expectations even further" Hell, this is the motto of my blog!

Enjoy your whirlwind week and don't be afraid to drink too much, overstay your welcome and leave a some fabulous wreckage in your wake. After all, you have that Rock Star image to uphold.

Love the picture by the way,
Doc

Whiskeymarie said...

You need a personal assistant.

I recommend me.

The Peach Tart said...

You'll be missed. Enjoy your trip

Stacie's Madness said...

have a great week!

words...words...words... said...

It wasn't enough that you have more of a life than the rest of us, was it? You had to also go ahead and make a post without any content. For shame!

SkylersDad said...

You have a house guest coming and you leave?


For Boise?!?

What has this house guest person done that makes you feel the need to do this?

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

i love the blog title - love it b/c everything i like causes cancer too. whenever i feel bad about anything i always say -it's probably the tumor

can't wait to read more when you get back

Son of a Thomas said...

First you say you are going to change your shape.

Now IDAHO!!!!!

Next thing you'll say is that your taking tap.

Eva Gallant said...

What a week! Good luck!

Renaissance Woman said...

I so get it...okay maybe not living a Rock star life but I still get it. Enjoy the week..

enc said...

Great. Blow us all off.

Lola Lakely said...

Sounds like a fun week! Be sure to stop by and blog about it upon your return.

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