Today is my first day back at work in a week and a half. It isn't as bad as I expected except for the having to wear pants. I was forced to perform repeated deep knee bends to get my pants on over my juicier-than-before-the-holidays backside.
What's worse is that the automatic air freshener in the ladies room at my office has a low battery which means that it makes a "Beep! Beep!" sound every so often. Every freaking time I squat to sit on the pot today the damn thing goes off in a fashion similar to a large dump truck backing up. If they don't change the batteries soon I am going to rip it off the wall and stomp on it.
We're watching you.
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- Gwen
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2 comments:
There's no way you gained that much weight so fast that your pants don't fit. I think it's Pallet Day Bloating. Shoot, that day could cause bloating for a week.
THAT IS HILARIOUUUUUUUS!!! You should totally rip it down.
Damn beeping.
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