Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

Because I haven't been.  No offense, but I was busier than a cat covering poo all weekend and then I woke up with a fever of 103 on Monday, and not the Peggy Lee kind*.  I'm still on the couch but am definitely feeling better, thanks for asking.


I don't have anything to say.  Just thought I'd come say hi and let you know I was still alive.  I'll be back in a few days when I feel better and something funnier than taking my temperature happens.


* Apologies to my Facebook friends for the re-used material.  I may be suffering from the same Facebookitis that's tapping Falwless' creativity.

21 comments:

Poobomber said...

Know what's funnier than taking your temperature? Taking your temperature rectally. That's pretty funny!

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear your feeling better. Remember, feed a cold starve a fever. or was that Starve a cold and feed a fever. Ahh hell! Dirnk more. It works for me.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen, hope you're feeling better. It could be worse. You could be getting stalked. Like me. By the way, try taking your temp anally, it's much more accurate. (people giggling)..Oh Come on people. I'm a doctor. Grow Up!

Dr Zibbs said...

Whoops. I just noticed that Poobomber kind of said the same thing.

mike said...

whoa I am not even in the Top 3 First People to make a Rectal Thermometer joke. It IS funny, though. I'm going to take my temp right now...

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Drink lots of Dr. Pepper and feel better soon!!

Eric said...

What about the the Foreigner kind? Sounds like you're "hot blooded, hot blooded, yeah."

Some Guy said...

I took my rectal temperature this morning. I wasn't sick, I just like to record my daily rectal temperature.

Too much?

MelO said...

Awww poor honey... hope you're feeling better soon!!

Moe Wanchuk said...

when you don't blog.....I go straight to Internet p*rn.
So....suck it up(ha)....or watch me go straight to h*ll!

McGone said...

You're apologizing for re-using material? Wait, we're supposed to come up with all new stuff all the time? Hell, I have about a week's worth that I've been massaging for the past two years.

Mo said...

Woah, I was just going to say something simple like, "hope ya feel better," but I'll need to dust off my encyclopedia of rectal thermometer jokes to compete with this crowd. *sigh*

The IT Girl said...

Also wanted to go with a joke, but am currently too tired to be witty :P In any case, hope you get better soon!

The IT Girl said...

Also wanted to go with a joke, but am currently too tired to be witty :P In any case, hope you get better soon!

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Renaissance Woman said...

Sorry you are sick! Hope you start to feel better...miss the funny stories.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Sorry, I got nothin' that tops rectal humor. Hope you feel better.

Dr Zibbs said...

Wow. Maybe you're NOT faking being sick.

Falwless said...

I've been praying for you. And trying to find retarded losers on Owned! to give to you to make you feel better.

<Please insert witty rectal thermometer joke here>

Suze said...

Listen you, sick or not, you better blog. The end.

P.S. Feel better soon.

Rebekah said...

Hey, that's MY Blockbuster!

You know, the one where they can't tell the difference between a series called "The Office" that has Ricky Gervais on the DVD cover, and a series called "The Office" that has Steve Carrell on the cover.

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