Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

Miss Whiskeymarie von Partypants is back on the Internets (YAY!) and had a few words to say today about the Republic National Convention being in her town. Seems she's steamed, and not just by the humidity.

I agree with every word in her post and was so inspired that I put this video together. I'm hoping that by publishing it here I can get a grassroots movement started. If nothing else, a bowel movement would be nice.

8 comments:

Renaissance Woman said...

Okay...I think that it has started a movement and maybe a bowel movement as well! You have my vote.

Falwless said...
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Falwless said...

YESSSSS!

I envision a mighty, mighty land under his omnipotent rule. A nation where dance fights break out on every street corner and lifelike vacuums give shows in front of vacuum stores. A nation full of gay vegetable gardens of hope and weekends replete with marathons of Words, Voice, Motions. An annual national festival where people dress in wigs and walk in step with red skull-topped canes while singing the sweet anthem of the land - the Bubble Up hymn. Highways lined with billboards displaying Nana Zibbs' gorgeous mug and the threat OBEY. OR ELSE. scrawled underneath. A land where it is against the law to mock small children who pee in their pants, but it is encouraged to mock (with slide whistle) the unfortunate citizens who are born pear-shaped.

Simply put, a vote for Zibbs is a vote for crazy. And I dunno 'bout you but I love me some crazy.

ZIBBS/CHIM CHIM '08!

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen. YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!! Love it! Now I have to get that link and put it on my site and give you full credit. Awesome. Also, love that hat.

Dr Zibbs said...

I just teared up - for real - of laughter and pride because - it has to do about me. This may be a bit early but Gwen, you may have a spot on my cabinet or cafeteria (head person - not server). Thanks.

Falwless said...

HEY THAT COMMENT TOOK ME LIKE 7 MINUTES TO CRAFT BECAUSE I HAD TO GO SCROLL THROUGH YOUR ARCHIVES. CAN I AT LEAST BE CAFETERIA CASHIER? JESUS CHRIST, ALREADY FORGETTING ME.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

That's amazing. You made that? Wow.

Whiskeymarie said...

How did I not see this???

AND I'M AT WORK AND CAN'T WATCH VIDEOS- CRAPPETY, CRAP, CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll just asume the video is awesome until tonight when I can confirm this from home.
XOXO

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