2000 - I'm newly single and ready to party! As a dominatrix. That "dress" and the 6 inch thigh-high stiletto boots I'm wearing were ACTUAL STRIPPER CLOTHES. I'm still pissed that I didn't win Sexiest Costume. (Look closely, I'm smoking! Sigh.)
Battered Mrs. Claus. A favorite that I did several times because I bought the outfit. Every time I wore it I went around saying things like, "Yeah, Chris seems like a really nice guy on the surface but be late with the cookies once and . . . " The guy with me is the guy I dated for about 4-5 years. He is a Palestinian suicide bomber. This is made even funnier by the fact that he's Jewish. That costume took him days to make - he wrapped carboard rolls with red tape and wired it and everything. People's reactions to him were hilarious.
Same guy, another "tacky" costume idea. We are Postal Workers in the Era of Terror. We made and wore these right after all that anthrax business. We even had prescription bottles filled with Spree that we called Cipro tabs and passed out to everyone.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MONKEYS!
May your plastic pumpkin bucket be filled with King sized bars!