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10/03/2008

Marco! Poll-o!

Posted by Gwen |

pollcode.com free polls
Guess what I am doing today:

Making out with Joe Biden.

Having all the hair removed from my body with lasers.

Eating my weight in flax seed to see if my asshole will actually fall out.

Working from home, as I will be doing every Friday from here on out.

Getting married at the courthouse.

  

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I chose getting married at the courthouse because it seems like a fun thing to do. None of the others seem that fun, although I do like Joe Biden's shiny teeth.

Mel O said...

I should hope you're getting married at the courthouse after that news you sprung on me in yesterday's email ;)

Dr Zibbs said...

I've got to do some of these poll things. Also, are you really going to be working from home Friday's?

RW said...

Congrats on the hairless thing! Radical bikini waxes are awesome.

Anonymous said...

So I'm betting Joe isn't a very good kisser.

dmb5_libra said...

flax seeds all the way

Whiskeymarie said...

I voted for flax, but if you're doing the laser thing, I highly encourage you to leave a "Z" in your "special place" in honor of Dr. Zibbs. I feel that he's earned it.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

It's the hair thing. Got to be. Lasers are cool and go 'pew'!

Mel O said...

Isn't "working from home" code for "playing hooky" anyway?

Falwless said...

Definitely getting married.

Renaissance Woman said...

I voted working from home...but love the idea of removing all hairs with a laser. No more shaving!

Anonymous said...

Now wait, aren't these things supposed to show the answer after we vote? Or are we just helping you decide what to do? ;o)

Gwen said...

Rebekah: With this one you need to click "View" to see the results.

Slyde said...

i knew you werent making out with joe.. i've been frenching him all day and i'd KNOW if you'd been there...

Scope said...

Be careful with the laser thing, because when they burn out your nose hairs, the smell is something awful.

Trust me on this one.

Elizabeth said...

I just hope you're doing whichever of these items is the most fun.

greeneyesmcl said...

Since your at home, have Biden wax your hair and then catch your asshole. If he can manage those two things I'd go ahead and marry him. I think he's probably pretty good in bed.

Scope said...

I'm waiting to see one of these headlines from the Post Dispatch...

Joe "Six Pack" Biden Caught Trolling for Walleye

Completely Hairless Woman Terrifies Small Children With Lack Of Eyelashes

Metropolitan St. Louis Sewer District Tells Soulard Woman – We've Taken About Enough Of Your Shit

Local Office Worker "Works From Home" on Fridays. Rest of Office Sees 15% Productivity Increase.

Angie Devastated As Brad Elopes With Her ARCH Nemesis

Gwen said...

Eric: Holy balls that was funny! I'm still laughing!!!

Anonymous said...

look at me...i'm on the blog and i voted!
L.

Moe Wanchuk said...

do they do laser on balls?
They should be soft and smooth too, no?

Amanda said...

I'm going with Joe Biden!

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