I chose getting married at the courthouse because it seems like a fun thing to do. None of the others seem that fun, although I do like Joe Biden's shiny teeth.
I voted for flax, but if you're doing the laser thing, I highly encourage you to leave a "Z" in your "special place" in honor of Dr. Zibbs. I feel that he's earned it.
Since your at home, have Biden wax your hair and then catch your asshole. If he can manage those two things I'd go ahead and marry him. I think he's probably pretty good in bed.
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I chose getting married at the courthouse because it seems like a fun thing to do. None of the others seem that fun, although I do like Joe Biden's shiny teeth.
I should hope you're getting married at the courthouse after that news you sprung on me in yesterday's email ;)
I've got to do some of these poll things. Also, are you really going to be working from home Friday's?
Congrats on the hairless thing! Radical bikini waxes are awesome.
So I'm betting Joe isn't a very good kisser.
flax seeds all the way
I voted for flax, but if you're doing the laser thing, I highly encourage you to leave a "Z" in your "special place" in honor of Dr. Zibbs. I feel that he's earned it.
It's the hair thing. Got to be. Lasers are cool and go 'pew'!
Isn't "working from home" code for "playing hooky" anyway?
Definitely getting married.
I voted working from home...but love the idea of removing all hairs with a laser. No more shaving!
Now wait, aren't these things supposed to show the answer after we vote? Or are we just helping you decide what to do? ;o)
Rebekah: With this one you need to click "View" to see the results.
i knew you werent making out with joe.. i've been frenching him all day and i'd KNOW if you'd been there...
Be careful with the laser thing, because when they burn out your nose hairs, the smell is something awful.
Trust me on this one.
I just hope you're doing whichever of these items is the most fun.
Since your at home, have Biden wax your hair and then catch your asshole. If he can manage those two things I'd go ahead and marry him. I think he's probably pretty good in bed.
I'm waiting to see one of these headlines from the Post Dispatch...
Joe "Six Pack" Biden Caught Trolling for Walleye
Completely Hairless Woman Terrifies Small Children With Lack Of Eyelashes
Metropolitan St. Louis Sewer District Tells Soulard Woman – We've Taken About Enough Of Your Shit
Local Office Worker "Works From Home" on Fridays. Rest of Office Sees 15% Productivity Increase.
Angie Devastated As Brad Elopes With Her ARCH Nemesis
Eric: Holy balls that was funny! I'm still laughing!!!
look at me...i'm on the blog and i voted!
L.
do they do laser on balls?
They should be soft and smooth too, no?
I'm going with Joe Biden!
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