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- Gwen
- One part sarcastic, one part naughty, and all parts awesome. ~ St. Louis, MO ~ You can email me at guenosdias847 at gmail dot com.
I'M A FIRECROTCH!
November 2010 was itchy.
TWTWTB, an award
Thanks, MLS! Be careful you don't papercut your nose with that kick-ass sign.
Official Award of EILCC
Designed by Soda and Candy
Totally made of win.
Thanks, I'm Not Benny!
That ain't no lie.
The award I give myself every Friday.
Cowguy Tippin'
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An Award From Mike
MONKEY SWORD FIGHT: There is no fucking way you can be cooler than this picture.
Gifties
Thanks, Princess Soda!
Can't Touch This
Because I'm awesome.
15 comments:
Stupid jerk bosses!
Quelle providence! I have a job interview this afternoon, and I can totally use this. Thanks for the tip!
I bet it's because of the shoulder pads. Women hate women who wear shoulder pads.
That's beautiful and roughly my inner monolog during our annual "let's have a review with no intention of giving raises" period.
That's beautiful and roughly my inner monolog during our annual "let's have a review with no intention of giving raises" period.
AWW! Does somebody have a case of the Mondaaays?
Yeah... me too. Mondays SUCK.
BTW, love this. Too funny.
I am so mad I didn't think up marriedtothesea.com first, given my great love for unnecessary nautical metaphors.
She needs more ambition - why five years... why not three?
I of course mean TWO because, after all, I'm an idiot.
What a coinkydink. As of this morning I decided I'm going to start looking for a new job. I love the office and the company I work for, but hate the job and there is no where to move up! I'm slowly drowning.
Hmm... Is this one of those things where I'll look back and say, "Dammit! The warning was all over the Internets. I had no idea she'd really do it! I should have taken her serious. I had no idea she'd actually GO POSTAL... and shoot up the place." Seriously, do I need to report this to management or something? Cause I totally won't... but only because I know you won't shoot me, but we will get off of work for a few days. Works out well for everyone. Your secret is safe w/ me.
If my boss was a Milfy blonde...with Librarian glasses, I think I would offer to show her something and see if she was interested in what it's used for.
Ah, my dream scenario in my last job.
Based on the ladies' fashion choices, this conversation happened no later than 1988. I wonder how long it took.
Oh, how I love Married to the Sea.
Have you seen their new site, superpoop.com? LOVE it.
Good stuff.
~sass
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