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10/14/2008

This blog is on vacation.

Posted by Gwen |


This blog is suffering from pinworms, fibromyalgia, a lack of enthusiasm, and heartburn and needs to take a break.  Outside not doing any of her chores this weekend, the author of this blog is perfectly healthy so please don't worry.  This blog will be back when the pinworms have passed and its enthusiasm meter again reads, "Keen."

19 comments:

McGone said...

It's an epidemic! I've been suffering for the better part of 2008.

H said...

Hey girl - hope all is well. If you need fodder for the blog let's go out this weekend and see what happens.

Poobomber said...

Let's hope they're not tapeworms, some of those things can get as long as 30 feet.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

This blog needs to stop walking through human sewage without shoes on...

Whiskeymarie said...

AHA! We've found the carrier. It seems you've spread this disease to MN as well- dammit. My life is about as exciting as saltines right now- not much to blog about there.

At least take pictures on your "vacation", even if they're dull as dirt. As you can tell, I seem to like dull.

Whiskeymarie said...

Oh, that sounded bad. YOU'RE not dull, I am.

Just clearing that up, Ms. Humdrum.

surviving myself said...

You've been to my hometown?

RW said...

Is that coyote taking a whizz on the sign?

Moe Wanchuk said...

i'm with whiskey....I can't think of nuttin....please change the name of Minnesota to "Stupitville"

Dr Zibbs said...

Man. First less posts from Falwless now you. Can I'll start leaving some blog topics in the comments and maybe it'll be some inspiration. Here you go: Funny story about making out with a dude. Most embarassing moment. Reaction to bra salesman when you demanded an exact fit. "Would you rather?" list.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I never had anything all that clever to say in the first place, so I feel your pain. Hope you "get better" soon.

words words words said...

Are all those things just euphemisms for "hung over"? C'mon, you can tell us!

enc said...

Oh great. I've only just arrived, and already you've run out on me.

Mo said...

Eek! Is it contagious?

Well, I'll miss yer ass, that's for sure, but I understand the need to escape for awhile.
Happy vacation :)

Renaissance Woman said...

Been there...done that! Enjoy the vacation and hurry back.

MelO said...

You know, Missy.... you really should get tested before you start sleeping around with all of our blogs! Haven't we discussed this before?

Hey-everyone deserves a break and a vacation, but let's face it-this isn't "real work." So, all I have to say to that is:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suze said...

Wait, did you eat raw meat too when you were too impatient for the Happy Meal to reheat in the microwave. Um, I heard...eh...a friend caught pinworms that way.

WendyB said...

Hope you don't get ringworms too.

Liz said...

I totally understand!!!

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