This blog is suffering from pinworms, fibromyalgia, a lack of enthusiasm, and heartburn and needs to take a break. Outside not doing any of her chores this weekend, the author of this blog is perfectly healthy so please don't worry. This blog will be back when the pinworms have passed and its enthusiasm meter again reads, "Keen."
We're watching you.
Wanna make out?
- Gwen
- One part sarcastic, one part naughty, and all parts awesome. ~ St. Louis, MO ~ You can email me at guenosdias847 at gmail dot com.
I'M A FIRECROTCH!
November 2010 was itchy.
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Thanks, MLS! Be careful you don't papercut your nose with that kick-ass sign.
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Thanks, I'm Not Benny!
That ain't no lie.
The award I give myself every Friday.
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An Award From Mike
MONKEY SWORD FIGHT: There is no fucking way you can be cooler than this picture.
Gifties
Thanks, Princess Soda!
Can't Touch This
Because I'm awesome.
19 comments:
It's an epidemic! I've been suffering for the better part of 2008.
Hey girl - hope all is well. If you need fodder for the blog let's go out this weekend and see what happens.
Let's hope they're not tapeworms, some of those things can get as long as 30 feet.
This blog needs to stop walking through human sewage without shoes on...
AHA! We've found the carrier. It seems you've spread this disease to MN as well- dammit. My life is about as exciting as saltines right now- not much to blog about there.
At least take pictures on your "vacation", even if they're dull as dirt. As you can tell, I seem to like dull.
Oh, that sounded bad. YOU'RE not dull, I am.
Just clearing that up, Ms. Humdrum.
You've been to my hometown?
Is that coyote taking a whizz on the sign?
i'm with whiskey....I can't think of nuttin....please change the name of Minnesota to "Stupitville"
Man. First less posts from Falwless now you. Can I'll start leaving some blog topics in the comments and maybe it'll be some inspiration. Here you go: Funny story about making out with a dude. Most embarassing moment. Reaction to bra salesman when you demanded an exact fit. "Would you rather?" list.
I never had anything all that clever to say in the first place, so I feel your pain. Hope you "get better" soon.
Are all those things just euphemisms for "hung over"? C'mon, you can tell us!
Oh great. I've only just arrived, and already you've run out on me.
Eek! Is it contagious?
Well, I'll miss yer ass, that's for sure, but I understand the need to escape for awhile.
Happy vacation :)
Been there...done that! Enjoy the vacation and hurry back.
You know, Missy.... you really should get tested before you start sleeping around with all of our blogs! Haven't we discussed this before?
Hey-everyone deserves a break and a vacation, but let's face it-this isn't "real work." So, all I have to say to that is:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, did you eat raw meat too when you were too impatient for the Happy Meal to reheat in the microwave. Um, I heard...eh...a friend caught pinworms that way.
Hope you don't get ringworms too.
I totally understand!!!
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