Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

I was driving home from work the other night and this car pulled up along side me into my peripheral vision.  I caught a glimpse of the "body" in the trunk and flipped the fuck out.  Adrenaline surged through my veins.  I was terrified.  I'm not kidding.  I really thought I was about to be part of some crazy rescue mission, calling 911 and saving the life of this poor wretch who'd been stuffed in a trunk.

This guy got me so good that I cut someone off so I could get behind him and take the picture.  For you.

I won't be around this weekend.  College Homecoming and all, the weekend we 40-somethings get together and pretend we're still 20.  I intend to post a wrap-up on Sunday but I make no promises, monkeys, no promises at all.  Be good to each other this weekend.  No fighting unless it's in mud at the Philadelphia Marriott.


Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen that same thing happened to me years ago when I saw a leg hanging out of a truck. I almost had a heart attack. As for the reunion, make sure to take a picture of the hottest person that is ugly, fat or bald now as well as the person that was a nobody and is now a somebody.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Hey, I just looked in the dictionary and I didn't see your picture next to the word 'gullible'. I guess it's broken. I'll take it back to the store tomorrow.

LYDIA said...

So I am guessing that you are in for the pillow fight? I hope you noticed all the rules:

-lacy underthings
-properly washed bits
-horns or bunny ears

That's about it I think. Have fun at your college gathering! I want to see some quality pictures next week.

Sass said...

Even with a blurry plate, I'm thinking that's an Illinois car.

I hate those trunk things. They creep me out every time. Never enough to actually do anything about it, though.


pistols at dawn said...

I saw a car like this and I pulled up next to him to offer tips on which acids would dissolve the body the best.

That says a lot about me, I think: always willing to lend a hand to hide a hand.

dmb5_libra said...

i saw one of those earlier this week...except it was made to look like a childs leg. i laughed hysterically. because i hate children.

MelO said...

Hey Gwen; Did you know "gullible" is actually spelled with a "y"?? I pinky swear - look it up in the dictionary!

teeee hee hee hee hee hee

Moe Wanchuk said...

any chance u could take some more pictures of Beer Wenches? I have an Eye for them

BeckEye said...

That's what's great about Halloween. It's the one time of year you can go on a murderous rampage and don't have to worry if you forget to tuck your victims' bodies completely in your trunk.

enc said...

That's a good one!

I'm sorry to hear you flipped out, that's no way to feel while operating a motor vehicle!