This is it.
This is the one what's gonna get me a new man.
I can feel it!
UPDATED TO ADD: Any similarity or exactly-the-sameness between the format of my last two posts and the so-much-funnier-than-me Some Guy's blog is coincidental. I didn't realize until I hit publish and saw them back to back. You know, they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Or plagiarism. Either way.
22 comments:
What???? No candy corn in your nose?
Wow!!!! Count me in!!
I'll file this under...
H.O. Double T.
I just got WOOD!
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxy!
I fucking LOVE candy corn. And I have been known to make corn fangs from time to time. Nice.
You don't want a man, you want a prop master!
I think you need to crop out the extraneousness, though! Really highlight that classy look you're sporting by zooming in on your face.
Something's different.... did you get a haircut or something?
Fal: Excellent observation. The extraneousness has been removed.
OOOOOHHHHHHH! I SEE IT! You're still not smoking*!
woohoo!! :)
*right? right? RIGHT?
So hot!!! I'm sure that this is going to get you some action.
I'd still totally make out with you. I'd even feel you up (wonky nipple and all) if the situation dictated.
Yours Christlike in McGone-
WM
Wow. Who would have thought that the boobs on Zibbs' blog wouldn't even be the sexiest post of the DAY?
Looking good, Gwen!
By the way, flattery will get you everywhere (well, not THERE. That's gross!). I'm amazed when I hear people think my blog is funny. I'm trying to be as serious as I can.
That's pretty hot, Gwen. Also, I like the fact that you want me to have "peace". Thanks - I think I will!
You've got balls!
WHAT.....you don't have a man!!! We need to get busy on this one!
- Jennifer
Jennifer: "Getting busy" is also part of the goal!
this will work. :)
I don't know what kind of no-job-having beatniks you'll attract with that peace sign, but they'll reek of patchouli.
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