This is it.
This is the one what's gonna get me a new man.
I can feel it!
UPDATED TO ADD: Any similarity or exactly-the-sameness between the format of my last two posts and the so-much-funnier-than-me Some Guy's blog is coincidental. I didn't realize until I hit publish and saw them back to back. You know, they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Or plagiarism. Either way.