While it's pretty, I'm certain it's ominous.
And it won't turn off.
Maybe I shouldn't have been using it as a heating pad.
We're watching you.
Wanna make out?
- Gwen
- One part sarcastic, one part naughty, and all parts awesome. ~ St. Louis, MO ~ You can email me at guenosdias847 at gmail dot com.
I'M A FIRECROTCH!
November 2010 was itchy.
TWTWTB, an award
Thanks, MLS! Be careful you don't papercut your nose with that kick-ass sign.
Official Award of EILCC
Designed by Soda and Candy
Totally made of win.
Thanks, I'm Not Benny!
That ain't no lie.
The award I give myself every Friday.
Cowguy Tippin'
I've been photochopped! Click here to check it out!
An Award From Mike
MONKEY SWORD FIGHT: There is no fucking way you can be cooler than this picture.
Gifties
Thanks, Princess Soda!
Can't Touch This
Because I'm awesome.
24 comments:
Maybe God is getting back at you for saying those silly things about having multiple languages in the US. You should call a priest ASAP.
Zibbidy Doo Dah: I wasn't saying we should have multiple languages in the US, I was saying we should tolerate people's differences. And there is no God.
A Haiku: Sort of
Artsy yet tragic
No longer warming Gwen's loins
Oh Blue Screen of Death
Ohhh dear.
Ummm - you need a new laptop. Sorry! :(
Looks like the Matrix.
Nice pattern for a couch.
Look at all the pretty COLORS!!!!! hahahahha
Dammit. I was all ready with my "The Matrix has you, Neo" line and that goddamn Jon has already been here kicking ass extraneously.
But yeah, that's not good.
This will not end well...
Looks like you need to buy a new laptop.
You can recoup the loss of this one by saying you see a picture of Jesus in the lines, charge $2 to the pilgrims who come to see it, and then get one that will warm your tushy AND help you pen technological haiku all at once.
And if you don't opt for the tushy warming one, there's always Zibbs.
I like the haiku idea.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Fuck you, computer.
Computer has crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
First snow, then silence.
This expensive computer dies
So beautifully.
FUCK ME. That last one's middle line was 8 syllables. Whatev.
Oh no, not good at all.
Look at all the pretty colorssssss...I could stare at this all day.
Gwen, I'm just kidding you my dear. But at least we both agree that there is no God. Now I just need to stand up and walk over h...AHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHH!
Zibbsy: And I'm kidding you right back. Besides, I needed a lead-in for that God crack. You can't lead with God bashing; you have to ease into it.
Well, maybe you should stop looking at kiddie porn.
I'm allowed to talk about kid porn, right?
Oh my God, it's full of stars!
Falwless; replace 'expensive' with 'fucking' and your haiku still works! woo hoo! Nice work.
Gwen.... honey... this is NOT GOOD. I can't believe you're desktop wallpaper is the same as my bathroom wallpaper! Something needs to be done.
As an I.T. guy, I have to ask:
"Did you try rebooting it?"
If you look real close I think you can see that little girl from Poltergiest...Carol Ann?
It looks like bamboo, so I think it's probably like Asian SARS, but for your computer.
Did the, use the alt keyboard and be gentle approach work?
Lemme know, I am curious?
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