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11/06/2008

This can't be good.

Posted by Gwen |

While it's pretty, I'm certain it's ominous.  
And it won't turn off.
Maybe I shouldn't have been using it as a heating pad.

25 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Maybe God is getting back at you for saying those silly things about having multiple languages in the US. You should call a priest ASAP.

Gwen said...

Zibbidy Doo Dah: I wasn't saying we should have multiple languages in the US, I was saying we should tolerate people's differences. And there is no God.

Scope said...

A Haiku: Sort of

Artsy yet tragic

No longer warming Gwen's loins

Oh Blue Screen of Death

Agent Elle said...

Ohhh dear.

Tricia said...

Ummm - you need a new laptop. Sorry! :(

Jon said...

Looks like the Matrix.

Poobomber said...

Nice pattern for a couch.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Look at all the pretty COLORS!!!!! hahahahha

McGone said...

Dammit. I was all ready with my "The Matrix has you, Neo" line and that goddamn Jon has already been here kicking ass extraneously.

But yeah, that's not good.

RW said...

This will not end well...

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Looks like you need to buy a new laptop.

You can recoup the loss of this one by saying you see a picture of Jesus in the lines, charge $2 to the pilgrims who come to see it, and then get one that will warm your tushy AND help you pen technological haiku all at once.

And if you don't opt for the tushy warming one, there's always Zibbs.

Falwless said...

I like the haiku idea.


Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Fuck you, computer.

Computer has crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

First snow, then silence.
This expensive computer dies
So beautifully.

Falwless said...

FUCK ME. That last one's middle line was 8 syllables. Whatev.

enc said...

Oh no, not good at all.

H said...

Look at all the pretty colorssssss...I could stare at this all day.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen, I'm just kidding you my dear. But at least we both agree that there is no God. Now I just need to stand up and walk over h...AHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHH!

Gwen said...

Zibbsy: And I'm kidding you right back. Besides, I needed a lead-in for that God crack. You can't lead with God bashing; you have to ease into it.

Giggle Pixie said...

Can I get that screen in shades of orange? Cause then I could set it in my living room and pretend its a fireplace.

At least now you have a permanent heating pad. With pretty colors.

surviving myself said...

Well, maybe you should stop looking at kiddie porn.

I'm allowed to talk about kid porn, right?

words words words said...

Oh my God, it's full of stars!

MelO said...

Falwless; replace 'expensive' with 'fucking' and your haiku still works! woo hoo! Nice work.

Gwen.... honey... this is NOT GOOD. I can't believe you're desktop wallpaper is the same as my bathroom wallpaper! Something needs to be done.

Anonymous said...

As an I.T. guy, I have to ask:

"Did you try rebooting it?"

Candy's daily Dandy said...

If you look real close I think you can see that little girl from Poltergiest...Carol Ann?

pistols at dawn said...

It looks like bamboo, so I think it's probably like Asian SARS, but for your computer.

Jeff of Jeff and Amy fame said...

Did the, use the alt keyboard and be gentle approach work?

Lemme know, I am curious?

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