Maybe God is getting back at you for saying those silly things about having multiple languages in the US. You should call a priest ASAP.
Zibbidy Doo Dah: I wasn't saying we should have multiple languages in the US, I was saying we should tolerate people's differences. And there is no God.
A Haiku: Sort ofArtsy yet tragicNo longer warming Gwen's loinsOh Blue Screen of Death
Ummm - you need a new laptop. Sorry! :(
Looks like the Matrix.
Nice pattern for a couch.
Look at all the pretty COLORS!!!!! hahahahha
Dammit. I was all ready with my "The Matrix has you, Neo" line and that goddamn Jon has already been here kicking ass extraneously.But yeah, that's not good.
This will not end well...
Looks like you need to buy a new laptop.You can recoup the loss of this one by saying you see a picture of Jesus in the lines, charge $2 to the pilgrims who come to see it, and then get one that will warm your tushy AND help you pen technological haiku all at once.And if you don't opt for the tushy warming one, there's always Zibbs.
I like the haiku idea.Yesterday it worked.Today it is not working.Fuck you, computer.Computer has crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.First snow, then silence.This expensive computer diesSo beautifully.
FUCK ME. That last one's middle line was 8 syllables. Whatev.
Oh no, not good at all.
Look at all the pretty colorssssss...I could stare at this all day.
Gwen, I'm just kidding you my dear. But at least we both agree that there is no God. Now I just need to stand up and walk over h...AHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHH!
Zibbsy: And I'm kidding you right back. Besides, I needed a lead-in for that God crack. You can't lead with God bashing; you have to ease into it.
Can I get that screen in shades of orange? Cause then I could set it in my living room and pretend its a fireplace.At least now you have a permanent heating pad. With pretty colors.
Well, maybe you should stop looking at kiddie porn.I'm allowed to talk about kid porn, right?
Oh my God, it's full of stars!
Falwless; replace 'expensive' with 'fucking' and your haiku still works! woo hoo! Nice work.Gwen.... honey... this is NOT GOOD. I can't believe you're desktop wallpaper is the same as my bathroom wallpaper! Something needs to be done.
As an I.T. guy, I have to ask:"Did you try rebooting it?"
If you look real close I think you can see that little girl from Poltergiest...Carol Ann?
It looks like bamboo, so I think it's probably like Asian SARS, but for your computer.
Did the, use the alt keyboard and be gentle approach work?Lemme know, I am curious?
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