Sarcasm finds medical use in dementia detection
Seems people with dementia can't detect sarcasm. Awesome. Now when you don't get me I can blame you, demented freaks.
Five million geeks just rewrote their Christmas lists.
The rocket boosters are dizzy and ready to get on the trampoline.
He's just pissed because he can't do anything about his raging boner.
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That saracasm thing scares me. If I lose my sense of humor, they only thing I'll have left is my Mario Van Peebles good looks.
My wife is demented?
See? You know as much as I do, now. Read the headlines. That's all it takes. Trust me on this.
And for the record...D'arcy's is the finest horseshoe in Springfield. Al Roker even came and did a feature thing on it.
Norb Andy's, I do believe, is closed. And haunted.
Even reading headlines is too much for me most days. If they were printed in a better medium, like on the tight t-shirts of chesty ladies, I'd be the best-informed man alive.
Anyone who gets a boner from Madonna should probably be a priest.
That's cool. People WITH dementia don't seem to realize that they're USING sarcasm either. So really, it all kind of evens out.
*snicker*
Haw haw!>that last one. Poor Madonna, all the religions hate her.
I'm with words words words.
Yeah, I'm with Zibbs, the sarcasm thing scares me too. Now, if I fail to pick up on someone's snark I'll immediately think I have dementia. Kind of like every time I get heartburn I think it's possible that THIS is the time I'm actually having a heart attack.
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