A week or so ago a friend from college posted this picture of me on Facebook. He said, "This is before I actually knew Gwen and its the best pic I could have ever hoped to find of her."
I recalled this being a common pose for me in college so I went in search of . . .
Mmmm. Keystone Light. Best served with cheez-its and attitude.
Combination keg tapping and obscene gesture. The pagan judge gave it a 10.
This was taken in my cousin's apartment in Soulard at a Christmas decorating party.
Jesus is the reason for the season, indeed.
Which of these things is not like the other, right? I thought it might be nice to balance all the obscenity with a picture from my Martha fucking Stewart phase. Thank God it didn't last as long as the magazine subscription.