Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

A week or so ago a friend from college posted this picture of me on Facebook.  He said, "This is before I actually knew Gwen and its the best pic I could have ever hoped to find of her."

I recalled this being a common pose for me in college so I went in search of . . . 

Mmmm.  Keystone Light.  Best served with cheez-its and attitude.

Combination keg tapping and obscene gesture.  The pagan judge gave it a 10.

This was taken in my cousin's apartment in Soulard at a Christmas decorating party.
Jesus is the reason for the season, indeed.

Which of these things is not like the other, right?  I thought it might be nice to balance all the obscenity with a picture from my Martha fucking Stewart phase.  Thank God it didn't last as long as the magazine subscription.

26 comments:

Cowguy said...

The best photo montage in all of blogger history. The last pic brought it way down though... unless you were flippin off someone you'd just shoved down on the ground and then it's all back to "awesome".

J.

Scope said...

No comments will be made about the glasses, for I wish not to die of "natural causes" over the weekend while we're drinking.

words words words said...

Agreed. Best photo montage ever. What a classy chick! Vulgar girls are the best.

And since I don't have to see you this weekend like Scope, I will comment on the glasses: Hahahaha!

Bella@That damn expat said...

Damn, you've got mad fashion skills!

Some Guy said...

Megan does the same thing in pictures. What is it with you ladies and your obscene fingers?

-R- said...

You look so tough with those bangs and those glasses.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Janine from Ghostbusters called. She wants her glasses back.

I kid, I kid! Great montage, swearing is cool andfunny!

Dr Zibbs said...

LOOK OUT!

Robert Chambers (in the first picture) is gonna turn around and choke you!

Naaaaa. Naaaaa. Naaaaa.

pistols at dawn said...

That is a fantastic group of pictures. My friends uploaded a bunch from high school, making me realize that apparently, my go to pose was picking my nose, which is funny once or twice, but like ten times? Ridiculous.

Renaissance Woman said...

I love that the gesture always goes along with a specific look on your face! And by the way...I went through a Martha phase as well.

Stacie said...

those are GREAT...

all of my pictures have a common theme too, cheesy ass smile and head tilt. :)

Whiskeymarie said...

#2 pretty much sums up why I love you so much.
Wicked awesome.

SouthernBelle said...

This is so embarrassing, but my douchey ex's friend made fun of me to him, saying "Is there something wrong with her neck?" because I was always, and I mean always, leaning my head on his shoulder in photos.

I think you rock the super short hair. I wish I could.

H said...

I had a thing for sticking my tongure out in every photo I took. Can you imagine the combine montage??? We need to hook that shit up girl!


Too much coffee this morning...

Alice said...

I have a ton of pictures taken with the charlies angel pose...too bad none of you will ever see them

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I used to have a standard greeting that involved flipping the bird to people, as well. Great minds think alike--wait, is that a Keystone Light?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Never mind that great minds thing.

Sass said...

I. Want. Those. Glasses.

It's like...your eyes were bad enough to need glasses, but apparently you didn't want your forehead and cheeks to feel left out.

I am soooo kidding.


not really kidding at all.

No seriously, I'm kidding.


No, i'm really not.

okay. I heart you Gwennie.

Alice said...

You have been tagged in my blog... xoxo

Jennifer and Sandi said...

You know. I dont give the finger enough! Looks like a blast!


Happy Tuesday

- Jennifer

Suze said...

I think we were separated at birth.

O.G. said...

I hope to hell that nobody has pictures like that of me to post on a social networking site. I appreciate your willingness to share.

Spud Mack said...

Clearly you prefer the right handed bird. There should be a study done in to that.

My challenge to you is to find a pic where it is just a lefty flip off. Not double, but a single lefty.

enc said...

Best laugh all morning.

Mr.OM told me yesterday that I gave him the finger four times on Sunday! Four times in one day!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

HAHAHAAHHA AAHA! At most you are consistent!
good stuff Gwen!

Grant Miller said...

Such filth!!

~E said...

If you keep making faces like that, your face will freeze!

Oh wait...

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