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Whoa.

Have you heard the news?
It's on.  It's on like Donkey Kong.
She'll be here Saturday!
Kooky things are sure to happen!
Economists predict increased alcohol sales.
Yaks that are Blue have already lamented and made demands.
Ming at the Musuem could be on our to-do list.
All I can guarantee is food, booze and monkeys.
Reprobates unite!
Is it Saturday yet?
Eternal, this week will seem.

15 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...

If you're gonna mix booze and monkeys then I'm not interested.

The last time I gave a monkey alcohol he went coooooooooooorazy. He did write some Shakespearesk prose, but he also started biting my leg.

I'm not going there again.

Anonymous said...

I'm a little jealous!

Stacey said...

Dear Gwen,

Your talent knows no bounds. (actually it took me a while to realize what you'd done there but that has nothing to do with your talent or anything...just my stupidity). I hope you enjoy yourselves. Truthfully, how could you not, I mean it is Whiskeymarie and she's pretty badass soo...

Signed,

Other WM

Whiskeymarie said...

I think you were wise to file this under "stuff that's crap-your-pants scary".

The Ming thing would be loverly- I haven't been kicked out of a museum in ages.

SkylersDad said...

I am sure that the ATF units and National Guard are on full alert.

words...words...words... said...

I'm staking my claim early. I would like to purchase the rights to exploit the events of this weekend in any and all media.

Unknown said...

have a great time!!!

Anonymous said...

You could've had me just at bootze and monkeys. lol

Have a great time you two!!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

If A = Alcohol! I'm there!

*Tink*

Happy Monday!
- Jenifer

Anonymous said...

I'll have bail money ready.

mike said...

Wow. I suck at geography. I didnt think this was even possible. Have fun.

Cowguy said...

Oh holy crap! Don't forget your raincoats... there's a shitstorm of hilarity gonna ensue.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I'm green with envy, or maybe it's the St. Pat's day beer. Whatever. I'd tell you to have a great time, but you're going to anyway, so I'll just say stay safe!

Dr Zibbs said...

I'll say it again - I demand a Snapvine message or I'm ending my blog.

Moderator said...

I hope you both survive.

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