LOST: small, black and white speckled motivation, missing since 4 pm yesterday; timid but responds to food that makes noise like bags of chips and boxes of cookies; no microchip, collar or tags but comes to the name "Maynard." Maynard is an indoor/outdoor inspiration and weighs about 20 pounds. One testicle. REWARD.
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