LOST: small, black and white speckled motivation, missing since 4 pm yesterday; timid but responds to food that makes noise like bags of chips and boxes of cookies; no microchip, collar or tags but comes to the name "Maynard." Maynard is an indoor/outdoor inspiration and weighs about 20 pounds. One testicle. REWARD.
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15 comments:
I'm not entirely sure I want to know why your motivation has only one testicle.....
Thank you for just making me snort.
I'll go looking for ol' one ball Maynard now. ;)
Ugh...I believe Maynard may have abducted my motivation too. Putting out an Amber Alert.
It's probably in the same place as my inspiration right now.
At least your motivation has one testicle. I think mine actually has negative 3 testicles.
I fear for Maynard. The world is not kind to 20 pound, one-nut wonders...
*shakes bag of cookies*
heeeeere Maynard. heere boy.
Poor Maynard. Off balance no doubt.
Here Motivation, Motivation....
Did you cut off his other ball last time he ran away?
**looks over at the neighbors dog**
His name isn't Maynard, but he fits every other description.
I think I saw Maynard dry-humping the three-legged cat down the street. He seemed content, so I let him be.
I wonder how much the other testicle weighed.
Stand back, ma'am. I'll smoke him out by loudly sharpening my melon baller. He'll take off like his tail's on fire.
"timid but responds to food that makes noise like bags of chips and boxes of cookies"
I about spit water across my desk while reading that. And one ball, eh? I'm not nearly that familiar with my motivation. It's like that cat in my aunt's house, that never comes out, but she swears there is one. :-)
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