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7/08/2009

Something I've noticed.

Posted by Gwen |



























A couple summers ago the city came out and planted these two trees,
one in front of my neighbor's house (l) and one in front of my house (r.)

Mine's bigger.

24 comments:

Whiskeymarie said...

See? I told you that peeing on it every day would pay off.

-R- said...

Woo hoo! Way to go!

Some Guy said...

Replace "pee" with "poop" in WM's comment and you have an idea of what I was thinking.

mo.stoneskin said...

I've been sprinkling poison under your neighbour's tree every damn day since they were planted and not a word of thanks. Last time I help you out you ungrateful...

hello haha narf said...

SIZE FUCKING MATTERS.

that is all.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Yours is also more aesthetically pleasing in terms of form. Well done you!

C.B. Jones said...

Three sword fight...That's mature.

SkylersDad said...

If you trim the bushes under the tree it just makes it look taller.

That's all I'm sayin...

The Peach Tart said...

Of course it is. Why wouldn't it be.

Soda and Candy said...

That's what they all say.

Maybe the other tree is a grow-er, not a show-er.

; )

BeckEye said...

Yours is also erect, while your neighbor's is droopy.

Scope said...

That's what happens when you flash the city workers.

More wood.

words...words...words... said...

Yours is tall and thin, while your neighbor's is short and stout. They both have their advantages. In a wrestling match, your neighbor's tree would win because it has a lower center of gravity.

Organic Meatbag said...

Damn, you are packing serious wood there! Hehehe...by the way, I love the name of your blog...

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Well, I like yours better... I just do!!

- Jennifer

zelzee said...

Yours certainly is!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Bigger is better!

Eric said...

Looks like some of the other houses have trees that will get the gir... I mean, are even more impressive in size.

Char said...

Na nana na na...yes it is bigger!

Imnotbenny said...

I hope you scream that at your neighbor every morning and laugh hysterically.

mike said...

Of course the city workers want bigger bushes to hide in outside your window.

Connie said...

The neighbors tree has too many top branches poking out everywhere..it needs one top branch.I just got in from trimming my trees(some) and bushes(some) and I am worn out.
I didn't even clear my mess-think I'll go take a pic of the mess.....

Cora said...

Hee hee hee.

Think of your neighbor's envy. Ohhh, the burning, festering envy.

Renaissance Woman said...

Nice bush...(ha ha). And of course yours is bigger...

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