Dear Former President Bill Clinton:
I haven't been able to locate a blog written by you, or even written on your behalf, but this post wouldn't be funny or possible unless I pretend that there is so please bear with me.
Mr. President, you always seem to do the impossible . . . staying married to a strong and likely difficult woman . . . surviving that whole Monica business (which, I have to admit, disappointed me only because of the way you handled it) . . . and now you've gone and negotiated the pardon and release of two American journalists from the clutches of North Korea. Good on you, sir.
I think all would agree that The Official Blog Award of EILCC now seems tailor-made for you. Even though you don't have a blog where you can display it proudly in the sidebar maybe you could print it out and keep it on your fridge or in your wallet. Either way, consider it yours. You earned it.
Also, in case you were wondering, you are only the second person to receive this award. I think this makes it even more special, no?
Anywhoozle, keep up the good work. I love it when you pop up in the headlines. You are still made of win, awesomesauce, cotton candy and kittens.
Big hugs and tiny kisses,