Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!


BEFORE

AFTER

What the hell did you think I meant, pervert?

23 comments:

Grant Miller said...

Looking good. Just how I like it.

Cora said...

You have such a lovely bush, Gwen. My, my, my.

Dr Zibbs said...

I bet it's nice and wet in the middle.

Dr Zibbs said...

...WHAT????

Valerie said...

have to keep it nice and tidy. You never know when you'll have a visitor

Utah Savage said...

My what a lovely bush you have.

SkylersDad said...

I always keep my two trimmed back, it makes the tree in the middle look bigger.

Mr. Condescending said...

Just make sure no stray pussy gets tangled up in there.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Nice work.
Nothing like a nice trim bush.

The Peach Tart said...

That's a hell of a bush there.

Some Guy said...

The title of the post left the impression that you were talking about pubic hair. I see now that that wasn't the case.

Sass said...

It's nice to keep it trimmed like that, otherwise, people could hide in your bush and pop out when you least expect it.

I hate when that happens. I never know who I may find lurking inside my bush.

Kim said...

I really need to trim mine too. Not the one outside the house if you know what I mean and I think you do.
I also wanted to sympathize with you the other day when you suffered the Blue Screen of Death, because SO DID I THE SAME DAY. I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't like it.

Scope said...

I was going to make an "origami" joke, but that's paper, not bushes, so never mind.

I think I'm still drunk.

Son of a Thomas said...

How come noone has mentioned the mysterious dissappearing red orb?

Whiskeymarie said...

My bush is so unruly and horribly overgrown that I'm going to have to call in the professionals. I simply cannot handle my bush myself.

Hmmm...I wonder how Clive Owen is at trimming bushes and mowing lawns...

Soda and Candy said...

I'm very impressed at your bush trimming skills.

Stacie's Madness said...

Mine too.

just saying.

words...words...words... said...

That's a well-trimmed bush right there.

See, I was using comedy. By complimenting the trim job on this bush in your backyard, I was subtly making a ribald comment about how you might style the pubic hair surrounding your vagina. This hair is also sometimes referred to as "bush". The pun makes for a delightfully sly allusion, don't you think?

Char said...

Impressive job on your bush. Thank goodness you didn't have to wax it.

liberalmudhen said...

Some Mexicans came over and gave mine a Brazillian.

Then a Korean gave me a pedi.

2 different things, you see.

Stash Bednarik said...

I keep mine totally natural. Let your freak flag fly babe.

Eric said...

Awww... this post is the biggest instance of false advertising since that time they wouldn't give me my money back at the film 'Never Ending Story'.

ps - is that a statue of a priest staring at your bush in the 'after' picture?

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