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What the hell did you think I meant, pervert?
8/05/2009
It took power tools to trim my bush.
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23 comments:
Looking good. Just how I like it.
You have such a lovely bush, Gwen. My, my, my.
I bet it's nice and wet in the middle.
...WHAT????
have to keep it nice and tidy. You never know when you'll have a visitor
My what a lovely bush you have.
I always keep my two trimmed back, it makes the tree in the middle look bigger.
Just make sure no stray pussy gets tangled up in there.
Nice work.
Nothing like a nice trim bush.
That's a hell of a bush there.
The title of the post left the impression that you were talking about pubic hair. I see now that that wasn't the case.
It's nice to keep it trimmed like that, otherwise, people could hide in your bush and pop out when you least expect it.
I hate when that happens. I never know who I may find lurking inside my bush.
I really need to trim mine too. Not the one outside the house if you know what I mean and I think you do.
I also wanted to sympathize with you the other day when you suffered the Blue Screen of Death, because SO DID I THE SAME DAY. I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't like it.
I was going to make an "origami" joke, but that's paper, not bushes, so never mind.
I think I'm still drunk.
How come noone has mentioned the mysterious dissappearing red orb?
My bush is so unruly and horribly overgrown that I'm going to have to call in the professionals. I simply cannot handle my bush myself.
Hmmm...I wonder how Clive Owen is at trimming bushes and mowing lawns...
I'm very impressed at your bush trimming skills.
Mine too.
just saying.
That's a well-trimmed bush right there.
See, I was using comedy. By complimenting the trim job on this bush in your backyard, I was subtly making a ribald comment about how you might style the pubic hair surrounding your vagina. This hair is also sometimes referred to as "bush". The pun makes for a delightfully sly allusion, don't you think?
Impressive job on your bush. Thank goodness you didn't have to wax it.
Some Mexicans came over and gave mine a Brazillian.
Then a Korean gave me a pedi.
2 different things, you see.
I keep mine totally natural. Let your freak flag fly babe.
Awww... this post is the biggest instance of false advertising since that time they wouldn't give me my money back at the film 'Never Ending Story'.
ps - is that a statue of a priest staring at your bush in the 'after' picture?
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