Well, it would seem that SOMEONE is trying to blackmail me:
The joke's on her, though, because if I'd been in a threesome (also known around this blog as a Taj Mahal because it's funny) with Eric Dane I wouldn't be ashamed of it or try to keep it quiet. Hell, I'd probably rent a billboard:
HEY EVERYBODEEEEEE!!!!! I HAD SEX WITH ERIC DANE!!!!
THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL THERE BUT I PRETENDED SHE WAS THE MAID!
DID YOU HEAR ME? I. HAD. SEX. WITH. ERIC. FUCKING. DANE.
ME! WHICH MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOU.
I'm still going to send this blackmailer her cookies, though, because she's cute and I like her.
18 comments:
This is great. Sex and cookies.
Man...I need to figure out a way to blackmail more people.
Hell, I'm also jealous that you boffed Rebecca Gayheart!
Sounds like someone wants to get their cookies off.
But did Eric snuggle afterwords?
Mmmm cookies. Mmmmm Eric Dane.
He is hot and so is she! xo
Who the hell is Eric Dane?
i would totally do em both!
so, um, color me jealous.
at least i look good in green.
Sex and cookies. Now we're talkin'.
Send the cookies with the note: "Probably only one of them is poisoned."
Yeah, well, I've got some incriminating pictures of you that I KNOW you don't want anyone to see. I demand cookies and...
...oh, wait. I already put those pictures on the internets. Nevermind.
cookies as ransom payment?? Now that is forward thinking!
Gwen;
It was one year ago almost exactly (12 minutes late) that I left my first comment on your blog.
What a wild year.
Can't wait ti see what the next year brings.
Eric "Scope" Collins
Oh man, now that is rude. I will totally help you track down the culprit and beat her..or his...ass. Right after I'm done waiting for the mailman to bring a package.
Eric Dane is HOT!
lmao, and i ain't got no idee who that feller is.
Too funny! If you get a chance, I have an award waiting for you at sam-in-progress.blogspot.com. Thanks for the laughs!
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