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I have a friend who must spend countless hours scouring the In'ernets for amusement because I regularly get emails directing me to his hilarious finds. The most recent of these is a website hosted by a man named Guy who has both Tourette's syndrome and Asberger's syndrome and uses karaoke as therapy.


Now, before anyone gets all pissy with me for posting here about Guy, bear in mind that he makes it clear on his site that he knows what he does is funny. He intentionally records songs on days when his tics are abundant. We're not laughing at Guy; we're laughing with him. Besides, if you spend any amount of time on his site, Tourette's Karaoke, you'll learn quite a bit about what it's like to have these conditions and how Guy copes with them. In addition to being hilarious, it's informative.

But you don't visit EILCC to learn things, you come here to be amused and today Guy is the guy who's going to deliver the funny. I chose this particular video because the cursing peppered through the sappy love lyrics is comedy gold.

Take it away, Guy:



I'm especially fond of this one because I'm a child and I love to get you in unconventional ways. Happy Friday, monkeys! Fuck off!

50 comments:

MJenks said...

I will not be Rickrolled by the likes of you, Madam.

Though I do like the cut of your jib.

Whiskeymarie said...

I made it about 45 seconds before I was laughing so hard that tears were running down my face.
Holy fuckfuckfuck, I love this.

RamblingHutch said...

So. Good.

Heidi said...

Thanks for sharing. Made my Friday!

Linka72 said...

I am having simultaneous "Bless His Heart" and "Pissing Myself Lauging" moments right now...HILARIOUS!
P.S.: AHHHSS CAAAAKES! and FUCK YOU CUNT!!

Kalei's Best Friend said...

Gotta admit, he can carry a tune! how does the singing become therapy? unless its suppose to break up the fucks and cunts?(just askin')

Eva Gallant said...

It was pretty funny!

Whiskeymarie said...

Also- I just noticed the label for this post, and I was giggling to myself because I have spent probably close to an hour now, forwarding this to various people.
I may as well just call in sick.

hello haha narf said...

for the love of fuck, this is the best thing i have ever seen on the internet. and i have seen a lot!
thank you, al gore!
"i want to tell you so much...fuck you cunt" was priceless!

Making Fun of Menopause said...

The Rick Astley one is pretty funny too. This guy, Guy is awesome! I'm a little worried now tho because when I'm walking my dogs I kind of sound like this occasionally throwing in a hearty "Motherfucker" and "I hate rednecks". Now all I need is a soundtrack.

jacksofbuxton said...

Have you tried Deaf Karaoke?

PM Taylor said...

Seriously ... speechless ... Because? The laughing so damn hard ...

Nari said...

Hahahahahahahah ... this is me laughing. Nothing to say...just laughing.

Cowguy said...

Fuckin' A! Seriously Gwen, this is the best thing I've seen in like 27 days. Maybe more.

Scope said...

I think I work with this guy.

Chi-town Southerner said...

Thanks for that!

Reece Fox said...

ridiculously brilliant. thank god for internet scavengers. there's some hidden gems out there. that's for sure.

Maria said...

I LOVE that this guy makes fun of himself....humor is soooooo healing! :-D

Beckysworld said...

Ohh Asss Cakes! Love this!!!

comedic_logic said...

this guy needs to make an appearance on american idol ... can you imagine the judges faces ?

A Redhead Named Sam said...

I will have to listen to this when I get home...I'm sure my boyfriend will love it too. :)

Doria said...

Awesome!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I went to college with a guy that had Tourette's. Try sitting through a class with a guy like that.

Just gotta love them.

broken angel said...

This was hilarious! It almost seems like it can't be real though...I was dying of laughter :-P

Suze said...

And this I why I adore you!

網頁設計 said...

Very interesting, thank you for sharing!

~E said...

I'm laughing even though I know it'll send me to hell eventually.

sars said...

you are amazing! thanks for sharing

Sour Grapes said...

even though there is a serious side, took me about 30 seconds before I couldn't stop laughing! Great site

The leader of this three ringed circus said...

I've been remiss in coming around lately. Now I see the error of my ways. Fuck.

Tigger said...

I loved it; laughed my face off and felt guilty the whole time. My mind kept thinking what a trip this guy would be at a party...and yet how rotten I am for thinking that way?! And then I hear asscakes in my head and lose it again. There is no redemption is there?

RadMaxRobin said...

This is fantastic!

sazzy-xo said...

oh yeah,, i saw this on tv the other day :) so funny.

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網頁設計 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

抓姦 said...

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偵探社 said...

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尋人 said...

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討債 said...

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討債 said...

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法律諮詢 said...

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Not sure what I just watched or how to feel about it. What is this guy on? Or is this normal for him?

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