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12/03/2010

The holidays can be stressful.

Posted by Gwen |

This time of year can really take toll on a person - all the food, all the drink, all the family . . . Thankfully, while at the hardware store earlier this week, I found a product that is much less expensive than that therapist you've been seeing twice a week:


You're welcome.

53 comments:

hello haha narf said...

perhaps i shall buy two!

Heidi said...

you crack me up. . .it took me a minute. . .you made my first smile of the day!

SkylersDad said...

Does it help me cope by allowing me to saw off the head of some jackass that is bugging me?

Because I really could use that...

Simple Dude said...

It helps you cope with the holidays but cutting your family out of your life - at least for a few weeks. I could use about 7 of these things.

SD
http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/

Sausage Fingers said...

Nice one, hope you don't cope someones head off

MJenks said...

Needs more booze.

And hate.

Sally-Sal said...

That saw looks like a good listener.

WinnyNinny PooPoo said...

This should allow me to cut corners I could not cut before. THanks!!!!

Whiskeymarie said...

I'll help you hide the body parts, if need be. Coping sure is messy work these days...

Carolyn said...

Now I'm craving Fava beans and a nice Chianti.....

Eva Gallant said...

Love it!

HulaBuns said...

I think I might buy these as gifts for some of my family members. LOL!

Cowguy said...

That would work if it had a full auto setting and four wheel drive. I dunno why but those 2 options seem to make everything better.

Okay, I'm going out to the shop to use my dead blow hammer.

Dr Zibbs said...

I'll take two please.

Karen S. said...

glad to see your blog pop up!!!wow,love this.... maybe a stocking stuffer idea! So Cool!

Nick said...

Cute! But does make you wonder just how you have to use it.

J.J. in L.A. said...

There aren't saws in the world. lol!

Vinny C said...

I feel better just thinking about the applications.

Quincy Quincette said...

Brilliant! =D

Doria said...

AH yes, much cheaper than they therapist, unless it's that guy from the Geico commercial, he makes me laugh! That saw would be funner than the regular therapist also!

Scope said...

That's odd, I've always heard that you can solve any problem with a big enough hammer. And if you fail, than obviously, you aren't using a BIG ENOUGH HAMMER.

Never thought I see a saw do the same thing.

Cora said...

I'll need at least three. Better stock up just in case.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Grr! I meant to say...

There aren't ENOUGH saws in the world! lol!

jacksofbuxton said...

Is your real name Dexter?

Cathy said...

That is great...I'm still laughing.

Some Guy said...

This post should've been mine! Grrr.

Word verification: domfun

BeckEye said...

Hahahaha...punny!

Little Miss Fever said...

I wonder if I could get away with taking this to work...

_Amina M said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

cupcakelady said...

lol nice

Becca said...

perfect thing to help cope. love it.

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Hilarious. Awesomeness.


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Uplifting friends, reaching out
I make new uplifting friends wherever I go and know that I am never alone. As i reach out to others they reach out to me.

Steve said...

It should come with a free spade for the burials.

Escorts said...

you crack me up. . .!!!

Jess said...

I NEED a coping saw!
I keep singing the song everything give you cancer by Joe Jackson because of the name of your blog!
I love it!
Jess

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尋人 said...

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討債 said...

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討債 said...

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furniture Stores Burbank said...

I don't know if a limb really cost less than that therapist you pay for?

Air Purifiers said...

I need one of those. Very, very, very badly.

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