I mean, really! I've been sitting here all alone, by myself, in the cold quiet of January just waaaaaaaating for one of you to come by HQ and visit. BORED OUT OF MY MIND ALL ALONE SAD.
What'sat ya say? . . .
I'm the one who's been missing? . . .
Since before Christmas?!
*sits up a little taller, squishes face and cocks head to the side, confused*
Nuh uh . . .
No, no, no. It was you! You were the one! . . .
Wait just a minute.
No, you're right. It was me.
Hey, sorry I yelled. I get a little kooky when I'm losing my mind. Heh. January, right? It's a bitch.