Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

I mean, really! I've been sitting here all alone, by myself, in the cold quiet of January just waaaaaaaating for one of you to come by HQ and visit. BORED OUT OF MY MIND ALL ALONE SAD.


What'sat ya say? . . .

I'm the one who's been missing? . . .

Since before Christmas?!

*sits up a little taller, squishes face and cocks head to the side, confused*

Nuh uh . . .

No, no, no. It was you! You were the one! . . .

No, wait.

Wait just a minute.

No, you're right. It was me.

Hey, sorry I yelled. I get a little kooky when I'm losing my mind. Heh. January, right? It's a bitch.

38 comments:

Chi-town Southerner said...

Welcome back!

Vinny C said...

Heh. I've had those days-er-weeks-months.

Elliott said...

Woo, January. I get it, totally.

But just because I understand doesn't mean I wasn't pining for your triumphant return...

Karen S. said...

Hello and glad to see you blogged today! Hope winter is being better to you than most of us...when is spring? ;) NOT SOON ENOUGH!!!!!! ;)

Eva Gallant said...

where ya' been??? lol

Scope said...

I know where you've been and what you've been up to, knotty girl.

MJenks said...

Yeah, January is totally two-faced.

*cricket sounds*

Right then, see you in March.

WinnyNinny PooPoo said...

I love it when your subtitle changes!

Hoping you thaw in good condition this spring without too much freezer burn.

jacksofbuxton said...

Good to have you back Gwen.

Although this piece does remind make me think why do radio presenters,tv presenters etc after a commercial break say to us "Welcome back".

We haven't gone anywhere....

otherworldlyone said...

Quit stalling and give us something to go on, stranger. What's going on? :)

hello haha narf said...

just yesterday linkedin suggested we know might know each other and BAM!, today you post. that linkedin is smarter than i gave it credit for.

Captain Dumbass said...

It's almost over. I am now lusting over that sofa in your header.

Richard said...

Breaks are always nice.

Karen Martin Sampson said...

I for one did not go anywhere...but glad to see you're back! And I DO notice that subtitle change and really look forward to seeing what it will be next time!

網站設計 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

抓姦 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

偵探社 said...

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尋人 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

討債 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

討債 said...

Thank you, that was extremely valuable.

法律諮詢 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

Whiskeymarie said...

Hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed! (And on a side note- that Asian dude seems to be really into you. Raff out Roud.)

The Lissst! said...

and I wanted to be the first to say "What the fuck"
and
"Welcome Back."

Maybe I was the first to say "What the fuck."

Dr Zibbs said...

I MISS YOU GWENNIE!!!

COME TALK TO ME ON TWITTER ONCE IN A WHILE!!

_Amina M said...

I notice the subtitle change. It's one of the reasons I read your blog. It's always so catchy. lol

Kesha Tickets said...

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Hollis H. Notgrass said...

Hurray! you're back! (and YES, we notice.)

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網站設計 said...

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抓姦 said...

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偵探社 said...

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尋人 said...

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討債 said...

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討債 said...

Keep the faith, my Internet friend.

法律諮詢 said...

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Corinna said...

It's all good. Everyone has their moments.

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