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12/23/2010

They lied about Christmas.

Posted by Gwen |

The baby Jesus was actually born in a canoe.
No lie. Seriously. If it's on the Internet, it's true, right?
Well, I just put it on the Internet.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MONKEYS!
Party like you tricked Santa into believing you belong on The Nice List.

50 comments:

Simple Dude said...

Of course he was born in a canoe - how else would he have been able to cross the Delaware river? Or was that George Washington? Well one of them had wooden teeth.. I know THAT much.

SD
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Tony Van Helsing said...

More aerodynamic than a manger, and waterproof too!

Eva Gallant said...

I thought that was Moses in the bulrushes or something.

BeckEye said...

The Jesuses lived on a pretty sweet houseboat. Everyone was so proud when Baby J first crawled on water.

hello haha narf said...

i'm saving the fat bastard a trip to my house...naughty all year long!

merry, merry christmas, gwen. hope it is magnificent.

karensomethingorother said...

yeah, this is probably going to go over as well as that blog with the important Indian gentleman did.

WinnyNinny PooPoo said...

I thought Jesus was born on a bass boat, and afterwards they had a mess of catfish....

Doria said...

Merry Ho Ho's! Learned something new today ;) Awesome!

mo.stoneskin said...

Does that canoe plug into a shaver socket? You use that canoe to shave your legs?! Or am I getting my non-UK non-European plugs mixed up?

jacksofbuxton said...

Have a good one Gwen.

Some Guy said...

I was always taught he was born in a crossfire hurricane.

No. Wait. That was Jumpin' Jack Flash. Nevermind.

Have a great Christmas, Gwen!

Son of a Thomas said...

Born on a canoe but wore Hi-Karate.

I'll expect you wrapped and at my door by 6a.m.

Merry merry.

Cowguy said...

I was born in the baaaaack seat of a bus rollin' down highway 101.

Another internet factoid.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU WOMAN YOU!

SkylersDad said...

You can't put a pricetag on the baby Jesus even in a canoe. Oh wait, somebody did.

Merry Christmas you beautiful lady.

Richard said...

He's on a boat.

The Lissst! said...

Does this mean he was given
Frankincense
Myrrh
and water wings?
'cause water wings fucking kick ass!

Escort Athens said...

I thought that was Moses in the bulrushe

網站設計 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

抓姦 said...

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偵探社 said...

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尋人 said...

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討債 said...

Thank you, that was extremely valuable.

討債 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

法律諮詢 said...

hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Well, if you say it is then it must be...

Merry Christmas Gwen. Hope it was Merry.

Dr Zibbs said...

I believe it.

And Charlie Chan left the identical commments on MY blog!

JW Productions Catering said...

I love this and I truly believe it!

Cora said...

That was like Xmas at my house when I was a kid. I just couldn't leave the nativity alone and HAD TO play with the figures.

HAD. TO.

Poor, poor baby Jesus, romping with Star Wars dolls and Smurfs every friggin' Xmas. Sad. There's just no dignity in that.

Cora said...

Btw, my wv is "pickle."

*snort*

Castmana said...

The truth is out!

Courtney said...

thats to cute! :)
hope your christmas and new years was great!

網站設計 said...

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抓姦 said...

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偵探社 said...

Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.

尋人 said...

Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.

討債 said...

Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.

討債 said...

Thank you for sharing!

法律諮詢 said...

Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.

Steve said...

"Cora said...
That was like Xmas at my house when I was a kid. I just couldn't leave the nativity alone and HAD TO play with the figures.

HAD. TO.

Poor, poor baby Jesus, romping with Star Wars dolls and Smurfs every friggin' Xmas. Sad. There's just no dignity in that."

That's hilarious, because I would have done the EXACT same thing! I can totally picture me as a kid laughing as Chewbacca throws Jesus to the stormtroopers as a diversion!

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Kesha Tickets said...

I love it! Can't wait for the conference too, it's going to be great. And I'm 100% with you on the boob sweat. It's just plain unnecessary!

Furniture Stores Burbank said...

Was Santa also born in a canoe? I'm just wondering.

Air Purifiers said...

I so laughed out loud when I saw this. I thought he was born in a schooner, but I guess a canoe will do.

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