The baby Jesus was actually born in a canoe.No lie. Seriously. If it's on the Internet, it's true, right?
Well, I just put it on the Internet.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MONKEYS!
Party like you tricked Santa into believing you belong on The Nice List.
The baby Jesus was actually born in a canoe.MERRY CHRISTMAS, MONKEYS!
We're watching you.
Wanna make out?
- Gwen
- One part sarcastic, one part naughty, and all parts awesome. ~ St. Louis, MO ~ You can email me at guenosdias847 at gmail dot com.
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50 comments:
Of course he was born in a canoe - how else would he have been able to cross the Delaware river? Or was that George Washington? Well one of them had wooden teeth.. I know THAT much.
SD
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More aerodynamic than a manger, and waterproof too!
I thought that was Moses in the bulrushes or something.
The Jesuses lived on a pretty sweet houseboat. Everyone was so proud when Baby J first crawled on water.
i'm saving the fat bastard a trip to my house...naughty all year long!
merry, merry christmas, gwen. hope it is magnificent.
yeah, this is probably going to go over as well as that blog with the important Indian gentleman did.
I thought Jesus was born on a bass boat, and afterwards they had a mess of catfish....
Merry Ho Ho's! Learned something new today ;) Awesome!
Does that canoe plug into a shaver socket? You use that canoe to shave your legs?! Or am I getting my non-UK non-European plugs mixed up?
Have a good one Gwen.
I was always taught he was born in a crossfire hurricane.
No. Wait. That was Jumpin' Jack Flash. Nevermind.
Have a great Christmas, Gwen!
Born on a canoe but wore Hi-Karate.
I'll expect you wrapped and at my door by 6a.m.
Merry merry.
I was born in the baaaaack seat of a bus rollin' down highway 101.
Another internet factoid.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU WOMAN YOU!
You can't put a pricetag on the baby Jesus even in a canoe. Oh wait, somebody did.
Merry Christmas you beautiful lady.
He's on a boat.
Does this mean he was given
Frankincense
Myrrh
and water wings?
'cause water wings fucking kick ass!
I thought that was Moses in the bulrushe
hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!
hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!
hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!
hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!
Thank you, that was extremely valuable.
hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!
hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!
Well, if you say it is then it must be...
Merry Christmas Gwen. Hope it was Merry.
I believe it.
And Charlie Chan left the identical commments on MY blog!
I love this and I truly believe it!
That was like Xmas at my house when I was a kid. I just couldn't leave the nativity alone and HAD TO play with the figures.
HAD. TO.
Poor, poor baby Jesus, romping with Star Wars dolls and Smurfs every friggin' Xmas. Sad. There's just no dignity in that.
Btw, my wv is "pickle."
*snort*
The truth is out!
thats to cute! :)
hope your christmas and new years was great!
Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.
Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.
Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.
Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.
Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.
Thank you for sharing!
Keep the faith, my Internet friend. You are a first-class writer and deserve to be heard.
"Cora said...
That was like Xmas at my house when I was a kid. I just couldn't leave the nativity alone and HAD TO play with the figures.
HAD. TO.
Poor, poor baby Jesus, romping with Star Wars dolls and Smurfs every friggin' Xmas. Sad. There's just no dignity in that."
That's hilarious, because I would have done the EXACT same thing! I can totally picture me as a kid laughing as Chewbacca throws Jesus to the stormtroopers as a diversion!
Whats up ! Love your blog thanks for sharing it with everyone
Whats up ! Love your blog thanks for sharing it with everyone
Whats up ! Love your blog thanks for sharing it with everyone
Whats up ! Love your blog thanks for sharing it with everyone
Whats up ! Love your blog thanks for sharing it with everyone
Love your blog thanks for sharing it with everyone
Whats up ! Love your blog thanks for sharing it with everyone
I love it! Can't wait for the conference too, it's going to be great. And I'm 100% with you on the boob sweat. It's just plain unnecessary!
Was Santa also born in a canoe? I'm just wondering.
I so laughed out loud when I saw this. I thought he was born in a schooner, but I guess a canoe will do.
Great Article
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