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Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

I use an app called news360 to keep up with what's happening in the world outside a three-mile radius of my house.  The service does a nice job of collecting stories from all sorts of news sources and making them available in one place that I can peruse before I fall asleep each night.  Plus, their headlines are always paired with a picture.  Every lazy body loves pictures!


The thing is, sometimes the picture doesn't exactly fit the story . . .

Halle Berry is neither Madonna nor James Franco.
But if I was invited to both parties, I'd go to Franco's.

And sometimes, the picture adds a layer of ridiculousness to a very serious story . . .


Nothing says crazy dictator better than an extravagant military uniform.
I want this outfit for our next Curtain Skirt party.


As you can see, I recently figured out how to take a screen shot on my iPhone and I've now collected enough of these things that I've got blog material for weeks.  Whee!


Neighbors:  We will pay you X amount of dollars for this property.
Owners:  Please, sir, I want some more.

15 comments:

SkylersDad said...

I would go to Halle's party, and wear my crazy dictator uniform. She would want me.

Eva Gallant said...

You gotta' admit...that uniform is HOT!

words...words...words... said...

Apparently Michael Jackson didn't die, he just ran off and became president of Libya.

Scope said...

Pshaw! That's so last year's uniform!

Doria said...

haha.. I might have to check out both parties *high fives*

jacksofbuxton said...

Gaddafi looks like he's smoking a huge cigar.

Lots of European governments have been sending planes,boats and ferries across to Libya to help evacuate their citizens from what could be a serious blood bath.What do we Brits send?A plane that doesn't take off.

Take a bow David Cameron.

Richard said...

I wish Halle was outside my house! No, wait, I mean inside. LOL

Whiskeymarie said...

Gadhafi looks like he's drunk-directing a marching band from 1978.

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Air Purifiers said...

HAHA, I want to download this app just to see these weird pics with headlines! And that Oliver Twist thing is freaking hilarious. I just showed my friend how to take screen shots (took me 3 months before I even realized my phone could do it!), love that feature, I use it all the time.

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Haha, I don't have any of those news apps, but if I download one this will be the first! Hilarious. :)

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My friend has this app and is always sending me screenshots too! Never gets old.

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