Sitting at my desk today I overheard one of my favorite coworkers calling another favored coworker a "lint licker." I immediately stopped typing and turned down my music to eavesdrop.
"Stinky McStinkface!"
Now these two are office BFFs so I was bamboozled by their passionate PG-13 name-calling and had to check it out. After recovering from paroxysms of giggling they explained that there's an Orbit "dirty mouth" commercial airing and the two of them were reenacting its hilarity.
I challenge you to watch this and NOT end up calling me a hoboken:
In case you couldn't catch it all:
In case you couldn't catch it all:
Lint Licker: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
Stinky McStinkface: What the French, Toast?
Lint Licker: Did you think I wouldn’t find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Cootie Queen: Who are you calling a Cootie Queen, you lint licker?
Lint Licker: Pickle you, cumquat!
Stinky McStinkface: You’re overreacting.
Lint Licker: No Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper. Stinky McStinkface!
Cootie Queen: You hoboken.I called everyone else a "cumquat" under my breath all day.
