Sitting at my desk today I overheard one of my favorite coworkers calling another favored coworker a "lint licker." I immediately stopped typing and turned down my music to eavesdrop.
"Stinky McStinkface!"
Now these two are office BFFs so I was bamboozled by their passionate PG-13 name-calling and had to check it out. After recovering from paroxysms of giggling they explained that there's an Orbit "dirty mouth" commercial airing and the two of them were reenacting its hilarity.
I challenge you to watch this and NOT end up calling me a hoboken:
In case you couldn't catch it all:
In case you couldn't catch it all:
Lint Licker: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
Stinky McStinkface: What the French, Toast?
Lint Licker: Did you think I wouldn’t find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Cootie Queen: Who are you calling a Cootie Queen, you lint licker?
Lint Licker: Pickle you, cumquat!
Stinky McStinkface: You’re overreacting.
Lint Licker: No Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper. Stinky McStinkface!
Cootie Queen: You hoboken.I called everyone else a "cumquat" under my breath all day.
23 comments:
Gwen, you are now, and always will be, broke, but never broken hoboken.
Did you mean to tell me that I will always be broke? Cuz that's some tough foreshadowing, friend.
The comma between French and Toast really did it for me. I laughed.
Broke = Busted = with B( . ) ( .)Bs.
That's that I meant. :-)
You hoboken will now be my favorite insult. I plan on using it on several of my co-workers asap!!
Cumquat? DAAMNNN, that's lo, Quat.
I've seen that! Lovin' it! It's the "doo-doo head cootie queen" jab which slays me. I'm pretty sure I called a girl that once in second grade. The mean basket weaver!
What the french toast?! I would never call you a hoboken!
I'd never call you a Hoboken. You're at least a Jersey City, sweetums.
Haha :D
hoboken. That's an awesome word.
That commercial always makes me laugh.
The first time I've seen that one! What a riot! lol
I've seen this one before and still laugh at it.
I love the faces the mistress makes.
I think cumquat really does sound dirty. Good thing I don't ever have to eat them.
I've only seen that commercial a handful of times and each time it makes me feel reaaaally weird. Like I'm eavesdropping on cuckoo family's issues. We all have our issues. But NONE of us should ever be allowed to say "lint licker." :shudder:
I use variations of "Sticky McStinkface" all the time. Bubs is "Farty McFartster", someone I work with is "Judgy McJudgerstein", and my soon-to-be ex sister in-law is "Needy McCrazypants".
Hmmm...I think I'll start calling you "Boobie McMonkeybutt", OK?
Is lint licker letter licker's evil twin sister?
Heehee, I love this commercial! My favorite insult is poo-face.
my mom used to have an ancient goodie: HONYACK pronounced hon-yak? but it was to be a double triple arsehole, ya know? btw, her name was Gwen too. :-)
This commercial makes me laugh out loud! I would love to use poo-face to insult my boss.
Thanks for this. I really needed a good laugh today.
PS:
The title of your blog is pure awesomeness.
I was actually alittle put off by the comercial especially when My 11 year old daughter asked what a lint licker was, If it didn't play when children were watching maybe it would have been alittle funnier for me.
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