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The Big Reveal

Posted by Gwen |

As soon as I read Dr. Zibb’s Thursday post and saw that he had put me in charge of making buttons I knew what I had to do but had no clue how to do it. I gave it some real thought while dining at India Palace and over the curry chicken it came to me like a flash: outsourcing. And I knew the perfect gal for the job, the lovely Miss Falwless. She has got some mad skillz on the old com-pu-tor. I tell ya', I learn something new over at her place all the time.

Anyway, I shot her an email right away and she got busy. Before I knew it she had taken my concept and made it a reality. It’s exactly as I imagined. No, I lied. It's better.

Ta da!


There it is, the button that kicks the ass of all other buttons, the Mac Daddy, the button we think will bring Dr. Zibbs just the kind of traffic he wants. And maybe even a little hate mail.

McGone? I bet you’re wishing you hadn’t been so quick to whip out a copy of the doctor’s note you used in high school to get out of gym, aren't you? We could have used you on the team, man. You got some mad drawin' skillz.

So what do you think, Zibbsy? Falwless and I think it’s really going to work and that you better start looking for property on which to erect that big-ass building you promised us. We’re going to need the office space when That Blue Yak takes off.

And Falwless, girl, you are so cool. You didn’t even hesitate or make fun of me or poke me with sticks when I asked you for help. I thoroughly enjoyed working on this project with you. We make an awesome team. What do you want to do next? Shall we cure cancer? Solve the housing crisis? Drink that bottle of wine? I bet we could do all three! At once!

You, too, can proudly display this That Blue Yak
promotional item on your website!

All you have to do is add an "HTML/JavaScript" page element to the sidebar and paste the following code:

<center><a href="http://thatblueyak.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img title="VISIT THAT BLUE YAK!!!" style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WIDTH: 183px; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none" alt="VISIT THAT BLUE YAK!!!" src="http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l342/falwless/drzibbsanim.gif" /></a></center>


Falwless said...

We are beyond phenomenal!

Falwless said...

By the way, I'm thinking we do need another project now. How do you feel about whales? Specifically, killing the whole lot of them because those fuckers are scary? (I bet you thought I was going to say "saving them" didn't you? HA! YEAH RIGHT! I ain't saving those bastards!)

Gwen said...

We'd need too big of a net to save them. Also, I'm not a strong swimmer.

Killing whales it is! Should we start with the killer ones? That way if we get tired and quit, we'd at least have saved the world from those psychopaths.

Falwless said...

YES. See, this is precisely why I like you. Always thinking ahead.

Dr Zibbs said...

This is the best gift I've ever received. Excellent work. If you ever need a favor - including a loan, please feel free to contact me. EXCELLENT!

McGone said...

That is a very "special" gift. Nice work, ladies!

Renaissance Woman said...

Love the button! I have limited talent on the computer but would love to help you drink the bottle of wine...while you cure cancer!

Amy, Jeff and the kimchis said...

Screw the whales...go for the baby seals. They have it coming.

paperback reader said...

As someone who speaks that crazy moon language, I am appalled and/or offended that you called my mother a painted-up trollop.

Her makeup is occasionally tasteful.