Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

10/30/2008

OMG!

. . . I forgot how tasty 100 Grand bars are!


. . . I'm already super, really, a lot tired of being cold!

. . . I smoked my last cigarette at about 10:30 last Saturday morning!

. . . I'm obsessed with flat filigree earrings right now!

. . . I wore a bright yellow sticker on my forehead in public this morning in exchange for a Rice Krispie treat!

. . . I think I'm Old Christine!

. . . This makes me want to hurl!

What's that old addage?  Starve a fever? . . . no . . . feed a cold? . . . no . . . I know!  Starve a cold, buy bling for a fever.  That may not actually be the old addage but it's mine and I'm old so it counts.


The mundane story behind my new bling is that BJ (my friend Beth who I've decided to call BJ here from now on, write that down, I don't want to have to explain it again) broke my sunglasses Saturday night at The First Fall Dinner Party Of The Season.  She was effing around with Blow-Up Monkey and busted my shit, the clumsy bitch, so I had to get new shit, stat.

I was going to invite you over for a fashion show and then I realized that you live so far away and don't care.  I wrote this blog post to make you look at my new stuff anyway.

Hey, sugar!  Wanna make out?
Does the tag on my glasses make you horny, baby?

Changed my mind!  Go away!

Aw gaddammit, I thought I heard you close the door!

3/19/2008

Aunt Imelda is Proud

Posted by Gwen |

Every year when I get my tax return I give myself a little crazy money for new spring/summer clothes. I spent a good chunk of it today at Kohl's. When I was in there last week they gave me a coupon and then today I got an email announcing a one-day sale, so I had to go. I'm telling you, I was a whirling dhervish in that store. I walked out with five pairs of shoes, seven tops, a sweater and a sundress, and only spent an average of $20 per item. Plus, I tried it all on and was back at the office in an hour.

Don't mess with me and shoppping. When I'm serious about it you should just get out of the way. I don't do it often, but when I do? I do it well.

I'd post pictures of everything, but the only really exciting thing is the sundress/sweater and I'm wearing it out Friday night. I don't want to spoil my entrance for anyone.

But I will show you the shoes! I can't believe I bought all flats, but these were all so cute and comfy.



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