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4/12/2009

Uh, yeah.

Posted by Gwen |

I was so excited yesterday to finish cleaning up the piles of leaves I raked weeks ago so I could finally start my spring planting but within the first five minutes of scooping leaves I threw out my back and thought I might die.  Not kidding.  Stupidly, I finished the leaves and did some light planting but I shouldn't have.  I have never felt pain like this before.   I can walk, sorta, and I did take a shower before I drove myself to an emergency chiropractic visit this morning but it's so bad that he and his wife wouldn't let me drive home.  In fact, they fed me before I left to make sure I ate.


Yeah, it's that bad.

I had grand plans for today, too.  I was going to bake a ham (coffee glazed) and make all the fixings for a righteous Easter dinner like chocolate ribbon pie and party potatoes but I don't think I can and was bluntly told not to.  Boo.  Know that I have received all of your sweet Easter wishes and send them back to you, but for now I have to go sit in a hard-backed chair with arms.  I'll be back when I can move again.

We had an ice storm last night and today is the first day that the exact stretch of a highway I use to get to work is closed.  It's Monday for sure.


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12/03/2008

Grumblecakes

Posted by Gwen |

It's cold.  It's windy.  It's supposed to snow or some such crap.


I hate winter.

I hate winter.

I hate winter.

That's not true.  What I hate is being cold, but they generally go together.  I turn into a hermit after the first frost and do everything in my power not to leave this house.  My friends joke that they will see me when the sun comes back.

I love being holed up at home.  Mostly I read books and watch movies and bake things and order Chinese people's food.  On nights like tonight  I dream of a comfortable, full-body (but still flattering) goosedown suit with footies and attached mittens.

Why oh why has such a thing not been invented already?  I would wear that sucker everywhere.  I'd buy seven of them, one for each day.  It would be like living in a blanket.

That's it.  I can't take it anymore.  I'm going upstairs where it's warmer and surround myself with flannel sheets and a ton of warm blankets.

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