Everything I Like Causes Cancer

All three of these items had me ROFLMAO. You don't want to miss any of this.

This from Miss Doxie is the funniest post I've read in a long, long time. It's got everything - travel, breakfast phobias, icanhascheezburger, GPS, a never-ending morning, and red pants.

• LOL CRAP

And the dancing bird in this post, Snowball, has more rhythm than a lot of humans I know. He's quite the entertainer.

• Bird Lovers Only Rescue: May I Have This Dance?

And finally, you have to watch this interview of Liz Taylor. About 48 seconds in, she gets really interesting.

• Elizabeth Taylor on Marriage Rumors