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Posted by Gwen |

Tonight on My Name Is Earl Billie said, "There's nothing like a crap in the shower to make you feel better."

Huh? Don't you think that's really weird since just this afternoon we were talking about peeing and pooping in the shower? I do.

I know! We should talk about organ-grinder monkeys fighting intergalactic wars with nun chucks and see if it shows up in a sitcom tomorrow night! I'll go first: I think the clatter created by an army of organ-grinder monkeys fighting intergalactic wars with nun chucks would be overwhelming and I bet they'd win.

Your turn. I bet creativity increases our odds! Make it good!


nudeman40 said...

Hiow about we talk about Howdy Doody visiting Saudia Arabia and asking for Oil. Oh wait that did happen. Never mind....

Utah Savage said...

I want to get back to Earl Billy crapping in the shower. Could you elaborate a little? I mean, a little more.

Anonymous said...

Uh.... please don't be disappointed,
but Billie said, There's nothing
like a crap AND a shower..."

Gwen said...

@Anonymous: I bet you're a lot of fun at a party with your need to be accurate sucking the life out of a joke.