Oh thank God, they’re gone. I can finally unbutton my pants and breathe. Those Blog Share people are really nice and funny, I like them a lot and I love it when we get together, but they are really messy. A couple of them were still weepy from the other posts when they got here and then left tissues all over the place. I also found a flip flop in the sidebar, so if anyone is missing a shoe you should email me at the lost and found. Can you believe I even found a couple candy wrappers in the "By Location" tab on my site meter, two whole clicks away? (Mouse clicks, not the Vietnam kind.)
Some of them were kinda touchy, too. I wrote a persuasive essay in which I posited that I am an aggressive narcissistic sociopath. So what? What’s the big deal?
Alright, I’ll grant them that it wasn’t very politically correct. I could even accept it if they said it wasn’t funny, even though it was high-larious. But no, this wasn’t their beef. They were deeply concerned that I showed no remorse or guilt for the actions I cited as proof of my personality disorder.
::blink::
Um, gals? It really wouldn’t have been funny anymore if I had gone on to described how I sobbed like a little girl when I got arrested (both times) or how I didn’t leave the house for three days after I got bailed out of the hoosgow because I was so ashamed. I was going for funny and that right there sucks all of the fun out of my dysfunctional. But I appreciate your concern for my mental health and the safety of my loved ones.
I'm even impressed that you picked up on my need for attention and validation. I own it, I do need a lot of attention and validation. But don't you have a blog, too?*
* I generally refuse to make assumptions about people, preferring facts to typecasting, but I find myself forced since you commented anonymously.
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- Gwen
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14 comments:
(wearing big ole' Pope Hat and holding sceptor): "I hearby validate you Gwen.
Sounds like an interesting topic you had there. As you know, blogs are not my thing so there was no way I was going to read through that list of participants. I didn't even read the one on your blog, since it wasn't you (or so I assumed). The comments must've been interesting too, if you willingly broke your own anonymity to rebutt. If you were that quick to do so, your topic wasn't top secret enough!
I am sorrowfully - nay - woefully ignorant about what Blog Shares is. Is it a mechanism for promoting your blog? In which case never mind - I'm an intentional recluse.
Ah! That was you! I personally thought it was hilarious.
Dr. Zibbs: Thank you! And I like your hat.
LM: The anonymity meant nothing to me this time around. I was just going for funny. And if any of you were to ask nicely, I'd likely reprint it here.
RW: Hey! Thanks for stopping by. Blog Share's primary raison d'etre is to give bloggers a place to write under the cover of anonymity, to tell stories they'd never tell on their own blogs.
Lara: Thanks! I love your site and put it in my feed reader.
I'm clueless- which one was yours?
Whiskeymarie: Are you asking me to repost it here? Cuz I've kind of been waiting all day for someone to ask so I can do it without looking like a self-involved tool.
Yes. I do believe I am, sweet cheeks.
Please? For me?
Or just link to it. Or pass me a note in gym class. Whatever.
All that time inside's hardened you and made you difficult to reach emotionally.
I'm with whiskey..where the h*ll is it?
You seem to forget that we're the only ones who really understand you.
WM: I thought you'd never ask.
Pistols: Is that why we're friends?
Moe: Did you know you're the sweetest Moe I know?
Good point...well said!
Was that Matthew McConaughey's flip flop you found? I heard there was a reward?
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/65027?cid=RSS
Umm what was this post about?
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