So a couple guys are out there today telling the world they've found Bigfoot. Their website, http://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/, includes a picture of what they claim to be the body of one of these creatures.
Statistics on the Squatch body include:
Speaking of this press conference tomorrow . . . I think I have some California readers out there. If you're there, I am begging . . . on bended knee pleading . . . please, please, please attend this fiasco for me. Take cameras and tape recorders and anything else you can get your hands on to record the event, just please come back and tell me EVERYTHING.
Also, I'm starting to worry that the body in the freezer is Dr. Zibbs. I can totally see him donning a gorilla suit and wandering around the woods in Georgia just to mess with these guys. Has anyone heard from him lately?
Doc? You out there? Answer me so I know you're not in some freezer in Georgia!
We're watching you.
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- Gwen
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As an expert on all things Sassy (Sasquatch to us experts), Sassy only exists in the heart of anyone that believes in love and a little bit of magic - oh wait - that's Santa.
Side note: His shaft wouldn't necessarily be large as the mountain gorrilla has a bird the size of a human thumb. It's a fact.
Dr. Zibbs: OH THANK GOD! YOU'RE ALIVE! I was really worried. That's too bad about his wanker. Maybe the human half of his DNA prevails enough that he has a biggun.
Can't wait to hear everything as well!
If it's on the internet, it must be true.
I can't help but wonder how angry their wives were upon learning these men had thrown out pefectly good hot pockets and deer jerky and hogged the deep freezer with a Bigfoot carcass.
I'm not sure if I'm falling for this. My Uncle Daryl has been missing for a week. And the body description is identical.
I've been following this for a while. There have been times when the website of the Georgia group has had at the bottom "For entertainment purposes only."
Also, when they tried to freeze the body, they shoved it into a chest freezer and filled the freezer with water so that it'd be saved inside a block of ice. That is hardcore hillbilly right there. Apparently (surprise!) the water caused the freezer to short (wow!) and so some of the gorilla suit...er...body...caught fire. Now...who's up for some NASCAR?
I like 'em big too, gwen! ;) Have so much fun this weekend!!
Whatevah...sounds like my last boyfriend. He was always passing out in the woods.
Didn't that picture they showed the press look like Harry from Harry and The Hendersons?!?
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