Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

I had no internets at home this morning and when I got to the office my beta fish, Michael K. Brown, was dead. Yup, it's a Monday.

humorous pictures

Coming soon . . . results from Friday afternoon's bowling outing, Leaping Lemurs!, and diving back into the shallow end of the dating pool.


Amy and Jeff said...

My condolences to you and Michael K. Brown. May he rest in peace. In the sewer.

Dr Zibbs said...

I was wondering where you were as you're one of the more reliable posters and commentors. Did you cry when the fish died? ALso, if you're going to tell him you're dating, tell him up front about the nipple.

hello haha narf said...

rest in watery peace, dear michael k. brown. i told my herkimer and he is laying at the bottom of his bowl in mourning. we are sorry for your loss.

looking forward to your stories...love story time with gwen!

Moe Wanchuk said...

probably good I'm not single. I'd get some kind of STD being a total manslut

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I named my beta fish Lactam.

Renaissance Woman said...

Oh Gwen...I'm so sorry that Michael K. Brown passed! Sucky Monday. All of that said...I can't wait to hear about you diving back into the dating pool.

MelO said...

Boooooooo Mondays!!  I hope your day at least goes by quickly... Happy Hour is only an hour away!!
Meanwhile, please let me know where the services will be for Michael K. Brown... i really would like to pay my respect. Unless it's a burial 'at sea'... I don't 'do' toilet funerals.

Anonymous said...

My beta, Frank, died right before my mom came to visit. Damn Frank, he'd do anything to get out of cleaning.

R.I.P. Michael K. Brown. If you see Frank in the big aquarium in the sky (aka the local landfill) tell him I said hi.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...


LM said...

Had no idea you had a work pet. I hope he didn't harm himself because he couldn't go on the bowling gig with your office.

mike said...

I had a Beta fish named Mike Lowell. True story. He died about a week before the Red Sox won the world Series last year. (and the MVP award went to... yup, Mike Lowell)
seems a little... FISHY?
This may or may not be a helpful analogy. I have no idea who Michael K. Brown was named for. But sorry all the same.

Gwen said...

Amy: I made sure I flushed him before I went.

Dr. Z: Who am I telling that Iam dating?

Hello: Thanks. Herkimer sounds like a sweet boy. His apple didn't fall far from your tree.

Moe: If you'd tone down how you clean house you'd still have your integrity.

mjenks: You're a mad scientist, aren't you?

Ren: I hope to have something to tell.

MelO: Oooh, yeah, it was at sea. Be careful at happy hour, it's a school night.

Suze: That Frank was a lazy asshole, wasn't he?

Lady: You always say it best with the fewest words.

Mike: Thank you for your condolences. That's a truly odd story about Mike Lowell.