Can a couple of you come over and clean my house? I'm too hungover to do it but it's kind of bugging me.
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No. I can't even clean my own place, let alone farming out my meager cleaning abilities to others.
How did you know...I was going to ask the same question. Well, minus the hangover.
Why don't you try to bait some of the slobs with a wacky wafer offer. Then, after they clean your house play dumb.
it is so much easier to clean someone else's house than it is to clean my own. i'll come help. you supply the booze for the after party, k?
Same boat in CH. Just had condo-warming party and now reading you instead of tossing cheese ball that sat out overnight.
If you rate a party on the number of complete stranger hook ups, then it was a successful party. Two couplings. Sadly I wasn't one of them.
Now I just wish that the "sanitize" setting on dishwasher would work on what one set of those couples ended up doing in my guest room.
Where's Laughlin? I need a HASMAT crew, I think.
I tend to clean up in only a cutoff t-shirt....and I like picking stuff off the floor. If you're okay with that, I'll be right over.
@Eric: Hey! Welcome! Sounds like you had an awesome party. I'm giggling that you're reading a cheeseball instead of cleaning one up.
I'll need a few bloody mary's to get motivated... you in?
Bloody Marys ARE breakfast drinks.
Clean? Oh lord, no. Once the house gets dirty, it's time to move. Cleaning--pshaw.
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