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Ta da!

Posted by Gwen |

I just know you've been on the same pins and needles that I've been on today just itching and waiting and itching some more until you almost went mad with the having to wait until you could get home to see the new roof.

But before I show you the finished product, here's a reminder of what it did look like:

Can anyone say ghett-o?

And here's what it does look like:

Sweet holy mother! What a difference!

And now I promise to shut up about it. I may complain about eating a lot of tuna and macaroni and cheese for awhile but I promise not to mention that it's because of the roof. The end.


Dr Zibbs said...

Thanks Gwen, I was a little concerned about the roof so that's why I checked back. Also to ask if you can talk to Falwless because...well..OK.she's being kind of a bitch about not promoting WVM (Words, Voice, Motions) - you know - the popular game I invented last week. Maybe you could talk some sense into her. Also, you might want to check your roof . In the right corner there's a cigarette burning.

Gwen said...

Dr. Zibbs: If you're upset with Falwless she should hear it from you, not me. Go talk to her. She's reasonable and I know she really likes you. Who knows? Maybe she has a reason for not promoting WVM, although I can't imagine what that would be.

BTW, that's not a cigarette. It's my miniature collectable Olympic Eternal Flame. I do sometimes use it to light cigarettes.

Renaissance Woman said...

It looks great! So amazing. And I think that with this new view...mac and cheese will seem like a lobster meal!

the indefatigable mjenks said...

Nice. Now stalkers can stare in your second story windows without worry of falling through the roof. Excellent.

LM said...

It looks good.

Falwless said...

It's my miniature collectable Olympic Eternal Flame.


Your roof is very very lovely, Gwendolyn.

(I like calling you by your full name. It's beautiful.)

And Dr Z - if you have a problem with me, you can take it up with me. Just because I've blocked your email addresses and phone number doesn't mean you can't try to still contact me.

Through my attorney.

Mo said...

Oh, thank god. I've been up all night--actually, all week, now that I think of it--pacing and fretting over the roof. Thank you for putting my mind at ease.

And if you need any good mac and cheese recipes, give me a holler...

liberalmudhen said...

ooh, try Alton Brown's stovetop mac and cheese recipe - my alltime favorite thing to make. and that doesn't make me gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.

my fingernails are dirty - very, very dirty.

Dr Zibbs said...

OK good. I was just checking back to see if there was another roof update.