On Thursday MelO sent me an email. The subject line read, "Happy Halloween!" Knowing MelO, I suspected a good, hearty chuckle out of the content. Instead my eyes were seared by this image:
I replied, "Oh, my God. The first thing that came to mind was, who the hell had the nerve to get close enough to that ginormous ass to paint it."MelO: I KNOW! I mean, I can just hear it now... "oh! wait a minute... I need to get a little more orange in your actual crack... no... Dammit Bertha! I told you to bend over and hold still!"
Me: I bet she farted at least once. I would've just for . . . wait for it . . . shits and giggles. Dibs on blogging this email string.
MelO: LMAO!! AWWWWW maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!
5 minutes later . . .
MelO: (still laughing)... shits and giggles.... tee hee hee hee...LOL
13 comments:
BWaaaa! That's a good one! So you and Melo email huh? Interesting.
I wonder what sort of paddle they used to make this imprint? I need one.
A paddle like that, not the imprint.
That would be fun to Smack!
I got this from her too, and I sent it to my girlfriends and my sister in law saying that it was my ass and did they like my costume?
I think only one person (my BFF) got the joke, and she asked if I had been working out.
It's hard being me sometimes...
;)
And in the glow of the full moon, Linus finally witnessed the Great Pumpkin.
They found him hanging by his blue blanket from the kite eating tree.
damn, and here i thought that it was MY butt that broke the internet.
wow.
How did someone paint my ass without my knowledge, is what I want to know.
Falwless - As my hero Homer once said: "To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems"
I'm sure it sounded like a great idea all liquored up.
I can't imagine staring at that ass for long enough to paint it - I couldn't even look at the email for more than about three seconds.
And only partially because it reminded me of family reunions.
No wonder I couldn't find any orange paint.
My first thought...WOW that is a big ass. Who would have thought to paint in somebodies ass.
I'm still laughing about this one! Laughing my ASS off, in fact!
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