On Thursday MelO sent me an email. The subject line read, "Happy Halloween!" Knowing MelO, I suspected a good, hearty chuckle out of the content. Instead my eyes were seared by this image:
I replied, "Oh, my God. The first thing that came to mind was, who the hell had the nerve to get close enough to that ginormous ass to paint it."
MelO: I KNOW! I mean, I can just hear it now... "oh! wait a minute... I need to get a little more orange in your actual crack... no... Dammit Bertha! I told you to bend over and hold still!"
Me: I bet she farted at least once. I would've just for . . . wait for it . . . shits and giggles. Dibs on blogging this email string.
MelO: LMAO!! AWWWWW maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!
5 minutes later . . .
MelO: (still laughing)... shits and giggles.... tee hee hee hee...LOL