Dear Daylight Saving Time:
I'm certain you're getting a lot of hate mail today but I'm not one to hold my tongue so just throw this missive on the pile if you're tired of hearing our complaints.
Yesterday, the only day this weekend I had to sleep in, I woke up at 7:24. I was wide awake, the kind of awake where you know you're not getting back to sleep no matter how long you lay there.
And last night? I fell asleep on the couch in the middle of a movie. At 8:30. I never saw the end and I probably won't because the first half was pretty hum-drum. Now I'll never know if that one guy got out of the detention center or if that other guy got it on with detention center guy's mom. Thanks.
And today? Yeah, it was easier to get up with the sun shining, but I'm going to be cursing like a sailor tonight when I drive home from work in the dark.
I guess I can't fault you, it's winter that I really hate, but you're an easy target today, douchebag.
Still wondering what time it really is,