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Spiral Staircase in Nebotičnik (Ljubljana)
Originally uploaded by peshovski

I just checked my email for the first time since early Sunday and I see apologies are in order as some of you have been worried about me. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you worry, it's just that I've had an inner ear infection for the past few days and little was more appealing to me than laying flat. Things have stopped spinning but now I'm covered in an itchy rash. I promise I am fine and will be back tomorrow.

24 comments:

surviving myself said...

Sorry I gave you that rash.

I told you not to let me rub my butt on you.

Dr Zibbs said...

What? Sorry I can't "ear" you....And to think I was waiting for you before I closed my "be friends with Dr Zibbs contest" - I'll leave it open a bit longer. Even Falwless let me down. At least you have an excuse. YOU HEAR THAT FALWLESS?

Scope said...

I was afeared you'd had a bad run in with your 'Alley Kat'. Good to hear it wasn't that. (Actually, I was thinking wild Vegas weekend, red-eye back, crash out.)

Poobomber said...

See what rolling around in poison ivy will do? Or was it from touching the male strippers?

hello haha narf said...

glad to hear you ain't on yer death bed. whew!

LYDIA said...

Hey sorry about your rash - that's no fun.

I wanted to make a joke about the rash, but it probably really blows, so I will refrain.

Glad you are ok.

H said...

Oh boo - sorry you don't feel well. Let me know if you need anything. But until I get the chick n' dumplin the pics stay up.

That was probably a declaration of war, huh?

words words words said...

Ow. I've had all kinds of inner ear nonsense. Not fun at all. Get better :)

McGone said...

I'm sorry I didn't send an email... I was actually driving by your house to check on you and didn't want to be intrusive.

By the way, clean out your gutters.

Whiskeymarie said...

I snuck in and farted on your couch- sorry. I thought it would be funny but instead it gave you a rash.

I really should see a doctor...

Falwless said...

Wait just a cotton pickin' minute here.... *wheels turning* You're sick.... Jon Karp is si.....

Oh HAY-ULLLL TO THE NO, YOU LOUSY BITCH! YOU'S GOIN' DOOOOWWWN! YOU HEAR ME? INNER EAR INFECTION, MY ASS.... YOU NO-GOOD ROTTEN LOUSY TROLLOP.

*cry*

Falwless said...

I meant to say, "I hope you feel better soon." Sorry, I'm not sure what got into me there.

MelO said...

Gwennie! You have to tell me when you're sick so I know not to make out with you!

I knew the threesome from the other night with Jon was a bad idea.... I should've kept him all to myself.

Feel better soon, sweetie!!

Some Guy said...

My surefire cure for that is to take a q-tip and stick it in your ear as far as it'll go. If you feel pressure or hear a popping noise, keep pushing. That just means it's working.

By the way, hope you feel better soon!

Falwless said...

Well played, MelO. Well played. Now prepare for your DEATH.*

* kidding**
** maybe

enc said...

I'm one of the remiss, as I didn't send an e-mail. I'm still new enough to this blog that I just assume that you take days off, so the absence wasn't "noticeable" to me in *that way.*

I'm glad you're okay.

Giggle Pixie said...

Ugh, inner ear infections suck! Sorry to hear you've been feeling so crappy, but glad to have you back!

Renaissance Woman said...

Ear infections...YUCK! I'm so, so sorry and hope that your health is starting to get better.

pistols at dawn said...

There is little that's ever better than laying flat.

Sausage Mechanic said...

Lin said you didn't make it in yesterday. Glad to know you're feeling better.

Dr Zibbs said...

(warming up to do his new catch phrase concerning Whiskey Marie's comment - the door opens - he enters) ....."Dats a Good Von" (canned laughter is turned to 10)

Suze said...

It's really VD isn't it? You can share with us - we won't tell anyone.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Hope you are feeling better soon. Things just aren't the same without you. Even when you are sick, there's shit goin' on over here. Love quadrangles, B&E's defacement of private property, death threats...

mike said...

I think it's funny when people are really drunk and fall over and they say, "I'm not drunk, I just have an inner ear infection." Just sayin. I'm sure yours is legit.

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