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I'd like to be able to tell you that the little trollop pictured here with her best Christmas dress pulled up around her hips and flashing her panties is Whiskeymarie, but I can't.  She'd have had the dress pulled up over her head.

No, dear monkeys, this little cutie is me.  I think I was six.  And I LOVED that blue elephant floating soap dish.  It wasn't a gift I requested but I fell madly in love with it.

If you would like to receive similar Christmas cheer from me, email your snail mail addy to guenosdias847 at gmail dot com.  Put "CHRIST!" in the subject line so I don't accidentally delete it.




I won't be sending blue elephant soap dishes, or even other crotch shots, but I promise that whatever I do send you'll recycle with all the others on the 26th.

22 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

That tree makes me believe in Jesus again.

Poobomber said...

I bet you're sending money.

Falwless said...

Nice panties, Gwennie.

(adorable pic!!)

MelO said...

Awwwww... what a cutie!! So, I guess that answers my question: Has gwen always been so ridiculously good looking?! Yes you absolutely have!! :D

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Renaissance Woman said...

Such a cute picture...and shows what a free spirit you really are!! Flashing your panites and all.

Gwen said...

Just popping in to let you all know that MelO will be getting extra special Christmas cheer because her email subject line read, "McGONE! (uhhh... I mean... CHRIST!)" That girl cracks my shit up.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Little princess!I'm guessing that you had little saddle shoes to match that outfit too! Sending Christmas cheer-I love that idea!

MelO-hahahaahha!

MelO said...

:D ha ha ha... WOW-you updated your bloggers on my email subject line? I MUST be damn funny!!

thanks guys :*

surviving myself said...

No way I'm sending my info without the promise of a crotch shot. I'm not some kind of idiot.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Was that a Stanley Cup poster next to you?? THAT is an adorable photo of you!!!

CHRIST! *Gasp* I swore?

- Jennifer

H said...

That bottle of champagne on the coffee table makes me believe in Jesus again...and every Sunday morning at brunch.

Cute pic Gwennie!

Giggle Pixie said...

You were adorable! My mother had to practically tie me down to get me in dresses when I was little. I was such a tomboy! But she'd also make me wear underwear that had frilly lace on the butt, or the days of the week embroidered on them.

CHRIST - I hate my mother!

:-)

Whiskeymarie said...

Have you been snooping through my old Christmas pictures again? I can't help it if I don't like pants, you know.
Quit judging, Judgy McJudgester

Blessed be thy McGone-
WM

Anonymous said...

Now I know what our kids will look like...Brian

Fancy Schmancy said...

You are adorable!

And did your stalker Brian just find your blog? Is it not bad enough he knows where you live?

words words words said...

Wow, Gwen, you were HAWT with long hair!

Extra points for a Stanley Cup poster.

pistols at dawn said...

I never recycle crotch shots.

Sausage Mechanic said...

I burned my one crotch shot picture years ago.

enc said...

You're not going to send Jesus, are you?

hello haha narf said...

you are so stinkin cute

Suze said...

Aaw, look how cute you are! I hope I get a really big gift from you on the 26th. Please don't send potholders though, as they will match the set I am going to send you on the 26th.

Miss Alex said...

You are such a cutie pie!

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