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12/02/2008

I bought mistletoe tonight!

Posted by Gwen |

Gosh, I hope this is the year I get kissed!

30 comments:

McGone said...

Is that in preparation for your Pillow Fight Party this weekend?

Some Guy said...

I hope McGone is right. This weekend just keeps getting better all the time!

Sausage Mechanic said...

And we all expect full details.

Scope said...

Where'd you score that? I have a Norse god that needs dealt with.

'Ye Olde Skööl' style.

LYDIA said...

I thought the same thing as McGone - you must have bought for the pillow fight.

~E said...

I hate mistletoe.

I sat under mistletoe once. I got felt up.

It was unpleasant.

So I slugged the guy in the face.

That was pleasant.

So I guess I really do like misteltoe.

MelO said...

Hope you like a little tongue!! :)

pistols at dawn said...

I thought mistletoe meant oral. I guess I grew up in different times, and that would explain why grandpa never let me come over for Christmas after that unfortunate year.

words words words said...

This is why I wear a mistletoe belt buckle all throughout December.

Miss. said...

hahahah good luck

Dr Zibbs said...

I like going to holiday parties and tying it to my belt buckle.

Sass said...

I don't kiss on the first date.

No wait, untrue.

I don't put out on the first date.

No wait, untrue.

Shit. I got nothing.

Anonymous said...

I'll kiss you...Brian

Anonymous said...

I was going to leave mistletoe on the back of your garage, but I didn't want to kiss your ass just yet.

Kisses,
Brian

H said...

MistleHo!

surviving myself said...

Kisses and sex and sex and SEX!

Sorry. I think I'm preoccupied.

katrocket said...

I'm allergic to mistletoe, so we roll with cameltoe at my house.

Whiskeymarie said...

Fine- as your wife it's my job to keep you happy.
I'll totally make out with you. If it helps I'll wear a mustache and you can pretend I'm Brian.

Mermanda said...

:* Mmmmuah!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

I want some!!!!!!

Kisses!!

- Jennifer

Sass said...

Katrocket stole my flow.

I was gonna say I didn't think I'd be kissing you under the camel toe, but she sorta won.

Wow.

I went there, didn't I.

Dr Zibbs said...

Voice mail recorded.

LYDIA said...

Oh Gwen. Some day he is gonna touch your clitty. Haha, this is fun.

MelO said...

HOLY SHIT THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! You inspired me to create my own account.

Btw... I'm a little annoyed "Ashley" left me the SAME EXACT message she left you... ugh! Whatabeeyotch.

MelO said...

awwww, I loved Lloyd Dobbler ;)

Suze said...

Yeah, but do you have to block the doors at WalMart standing there with the Mistletoe over your head? I have bread to buy you know!

Fancy Schmancy said...

Smooches!

Stacie said...

where is brian when you need him? typical man.

words words words said...

Ashley from Snapvine sounds hot.

Renaissance Woman said...

I hope you do too Gwen! I

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