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1/13/2009

Aww, yeah.

Posted by Gwen |



There is nothing like a good dose of American Idol try-outs to make a person feel normal.  Feel free to discuss.  Possible topics include bikini girl, tiny Lon Chaney, rocker in a box and Sexual Chocolate.  Talk fast before the boss catches us.  Go!

26 comments:

Poobomber said...

I'd have executed bikini girl. People like that need to be put down before they can procreate.

Sassy Britches said...

I came in on the crying girl with dark hair that made it and was all, "I can't believe I'm hugging Paula Abdul!" I admit it, I cried too.

~E said...

I have a confession to make. I don't watch American Idol. *gasp*

No really! I have better things to do...like...well, like watch other TV shows (aka. Best Dancers in the World!)

Cameron said...

Poobomber, shame on you. No matter how stupid, annoying, rude, obnoxious, or ridiculous a person is - if they are fine, they get a pass. And that chick had an awesome backside. Any disputes? Even the new broad said she was hot. So what if she can't sing.

MelO said...

lol... damn you make it sound so tempting, gwennie

words words words said...

I wanted to break Bikini Girl over Simon's head. The worst part is that she wasn't even pretty. She's going to have a rude awakening in Hollywood when she realizes that she's putting all her eggs in the "I'm hot" basket and she's not.

I loved Tattooed "Barracuda"-singing chick. My favorite.

I think the new judge is a bitch who's trying to behave because she's on TV. It was WEAK that she got into a pissing match with Bikini Girl and had to outsing her. She's an alpha too, I'll bet she and Simon have some nice fights.

That damn expat said...

argh. I knew there was a reason I missed living in the States!

trogblog said...

The tryouts are the only part of American Idol I will even watch. Who doesn't love watching people's dreams get crushed?

Amanda said...

I must also confess to not watching American Idol. I've always found it terribly depressing and I can't stand to watch shows where people are either embarrassed and don't know it or embarrassed and don't care. It causes me physical pain.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I loved the bit when that one chick hit a really high note and something in Randy's head went *pop* and he smothered the other judges with his stomach and bludgeoned Seacrest to death with a microphone before curling up in a ball in front of the stunned contestants, weeping.

Giggle Pixie said...

I can't bring myself to watch it. Just not a reality TV kind of gal. Well, except for Judge Judy!!

But I did see a few commercials for it, and it looked like there were a few doozies in the tryouts. Where do these people COME from??

Amy and Jeff said...

I cried for the blind dude. I'm a sucker for the handicapped.

pistols at dawn said...

This is always the time of year that I realize I have nothing in common with everyone else in the world, because I cannot imagine giving one minute of my life to this show.

Except for complaining about it without seeing it, of course.

surviving myself said...

I didn't watch, so I'll just say you look pretty today.

Dr Zibbs said...

The bikii chick wasn't even that hot. And Seuxual Chocolate is stolen from an Eddie Murphy movie.

Alice said...

I am so glad I had to work late last nignt. My husband loves this show and I can't stand it

Gwen said...

Wordsx3: I totally agree! I'm sure that bikini girl is a pretty girl whereever it is she's from, but she's in for a rude awakening in Hollywood where she will be just average. Barracuda girl rocks. I actually like the new judge - it's nice to have a woman's point of view that isn't clouded by KRAZEEE (Paula.)

Trog: Me, too. I usually give up when they've narrowed it down to the 12.

IR: I must have been in the bathroom during that part. ;)

Gwen said...

Surviving: It's official. You're my favorite.

Doc Zibbs: I was disappointed that the Sexual Chocolate guy didn't even know the story behind his nickname. What a dummy! Although it is ironic that he can't sing, either, just like the movie.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Bikini girl is dead meat once she gets to Hollywood. Do you think Seacrest felt her tounge?? AWKWARD!!
Rocker in a box was way too emotional for THIS COMPETITION, who was that guy that got sick and had to eat the banana on the floor, rocker chick with the pink hair got the chops but my fave is the dude with the out of contrIZol fro. Poor thing-he though he was really gonna make it:(
And-I hate the new judge!! Diva please, get over yourself.

Del-V said...

I missed the freaks. I'm go glad AI is back for another season.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Get the HOOK!!! Bikini Girl will be history. Simon's thing was thinking last night instead of his brain!

Happy Wednesday!

- Jennifer

dmb5_libra said...

poor ryan seacrest. he probably ran to the bathroom to puke after bikini girl kissed him. i literally screamed when she did it. it was just as awkward as when he kissed teri hatcher.

Stacie said...

omg, seriously, the self proclaimed sexual chocolate...HILARIOUS...

and bikini girl, PULEASE...the way she tried forcing her tongue down Ryan's mouth...she needs her head examined.

but again, that is why I watch the first few weeks...is to feel normal...and laugh my ass off.

Sass said...

Personally, my favorite part was that Sexual Chocolate was actually spelled Sexual ChAcolate. Hot.

I also really liked when the guy was so nervous that he "couldn't sing," and had to sit down with a wet towel on his neck and eat a banana.

WTF????

Bikini Chick had, I have to admit (and so do you), an amazing behind, but it pretty much all stopped there. My 5 year old kept saying, "Did you see all of her butt? I think I saw all of her butt. Why's she kissing him? You want to kiss him don't you?"

And yeah...I kinda do. ;)

mike said...

I can honestly say I have never seen this show. That fact that I know exactly who and what you are talking about is just sad.

BeckEye said...

Tiny Lon Chaney...that's a good one. I couldn't think up a good name for him.

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