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2/14/2009

Happy VD, nerds.

Posted by Gwen |

21 comments:

Scope said...

Girl just knows how to get what she wants.

Sass said...

You just made me chuckle.

I hope you have the nicest VD ever. And I hope it only lasts a day.

And I'm lonely knowing that you guys are all having fun and I'm just lounging around, drinking coffee, and staying in pajamas...

No wait, that actually doesn't sound so bad.

I'm done now.

Sassy Britches said...

If ya got it, flaunt it, right?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Don't catch VD this VD, if you know what I'm saying!

Many happy returns of the day!

SouthernBelle said...

Gwen, this made me smile on a day I badly needed to.

Thanks!

pistols at dawn said...

Do you have Peggy's number?

Stacie said...

damn, I posted the same Valentine...it's a goodie!

Jules said...

Yes she is. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Alice said...

I think Peggy is a tease not a whore.... I have got many vd presents today and none from the hubby

mo.stoneskin said...

I'm surprised given that the girls are so young. Ah well, it probably reflects society's decline in values and blah blah blah drone drone let's not worry too much about that as it's v-day. Happy VD!

words words words said...

Peggy is wearing a skirt, while Viola is wearing culottes. I think this pretty much explains it all.

Whiskeymarie said...

I got my VD card in the mail today-
It says I have syphilis.

Oh, and your Valentine's card was awesome, thanks!

LORI said...

PEGGY IS A WHORE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...THE WHORE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST CARDS WINS. JUST FOUND YOUR BLOG THROUGH SASSIFIED--MAN, YOU'RE FUNNY!

Renaissance Woman said...

Happy VD to you too...

katrocket said...

Happy VD to you too, sexy thang. I was out with Peggy on Saturday night and she aint' all that.

Dr Zibbs said...

And of course thanks for the real life card.

Warren Beatty said...

Thanks babe, I needed that.

l8r,
warren

Suze said...

Oh man, again? I hate those shots. Er, um, or so I've heard.

BeckEye said...

Peggy can suck it. And from the looks of things, she definitely knows how.

Keeper Of All Things said...

The difference between a hooker and a whore aint nothing but a fee.......
I think that makes Peggy a hooker being paid with by cards.
She probably grows up to work on the pole.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Peggy just knows what she wants and how to get it. My sister once gave me a card that read, "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go anywhere they want!"

Whiskey is right, though, your VD card was the tops. Did I also tell you that your Christmas card makes an excellent book mark. I think of you every time I'm in the crapper, I mean every time I open my book!

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