The other day I was sitting at my desk at the office, quietly toiling for The Man, when a guy came banging and clanging through the back door, pushing a huge cage. I calmly turned to him and said, "Oh, good! They finally approved the cage for my monkey." He laughed and carried on with his business.
A couple minutes later he came back by and asked, "You're not really keeping a monkey back here, are you?" I grinned and replied, "Not as far as you know."
I can't wait until he comes back to pick up the cage.
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