This. Is. All. Your. Fault.
A week ago Monday you just HAD to go and talk about it. And I just HAD to talk about how I shouldn't ever be picked. And karma being what it is, this arrived the very same day.
I haven't opened it, keeping it intact for scanning, so let's just see when I have to appear . . . Oh! How 'bout that? April 20th. Four twenty. Apparently karma also has a sense of humor.